The Great Post Race

[Glennfinnan]

Please wipe forums, I am too far behind and can't compete anymore. NEW FORUM PLX!

[Claeyt]

What an excellent choice.

P.S. I'm hurt that I was not included in this race. I could have a major come-back this summer.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

That was one of your first true threads Chief, and Dallane loved it.

Unfortunately your post numbers aren't quite up there as this is a pure post race, with color and drama not counted. I'd have to say you'd probably win hands down if those were counted.

But because you have been so important to this forum Chief, I'll include one of my favorite early posts of yours, just to show any new players on this forum just how far the Chief has come. Notice the torch posts and the old headdress that the Chief used to wear. How far he's come.

Greetings Fine Pilgrims of Salem,
Today I come here with dire news and I urge you all to read this message in its entirety! While The White Man was frolocking around Salem, picking up our feathers and arrowheads and murdering our sacred rabbits we have been here.... Watching and Waiting...... Waiting and Watching..... But as of today we can watch no longer.

Who We Are

I have been called many things in my many days on Mother Earth. "Savages", "Natives", "One with great Log Between his Legs", just to name a few. However, my name is Chief PeePooKaka and I represent the tribe that has existed in these lands long before you downloaded your client, the tribe that will be here long after you quit, and the tribe that shall no longer stand for the injustices against Mother Earth ever since you dirty Pilgrims landed and formed your precious teepee of stone you so lovingly refer to as The Boston.

The Escalation

Some of you may be reading this completely oblivious to the tresspasses you have made against my people. I am not talking about your silly mechanic for walking on Claims. Only the white man would be foolish enough to believe that land could truly be "owned" anyway. No. I talk about the tresspasses you have made both culturally and spiritually to both yourselves and the great spirits. Below you will see just a few examples of this via photo evidence that I have collected in the last few weeks.



Here I find lone White Man in field, murdered. All throughout the lands I continue to find "evidence" of these occurrences. Some members of my tribe say

"Chief PeePooKaKa why do you care so much if white man kills eachother?"

And I explain to them. It is not that White Man is huge noob and permadeaths themselves that make me sad. It is that they do not even have the most simple of respects to bury the bodies and yet we are the ones known as savages! Next I want you to take a look at this:



Do you notice something missing? I know white man not smart so I will explain to you. THERE ARE NO TREES! In one of these trees I had carved out the perfect crevice, and when my young squaw was away for days at a time I would sometimes visit this tree and...... Well this is not important. What is important is that trees are disappearing from our lands at an alarming rate and you Pilgrims appear to have not a care in the world. Just how do you think you will get more trees? Have you ever tried to PLANT a tree? I'm going to be honest we have lived here for generations and we still havn't figured it out. The point is that we respected our beloved trees as Mother Nature had intended and recently The White Man has been acting like a Tree slapped his mother and all trees must pay for it. This must stop! And just when you think it could not get worse.... TAKE A LOOK AT THIS:




What you are looking at above is officially where you have gone too far! Dozens of our fellow creatures, slaughtered and skinned left to waste away. The White Man can not even be bothered to butcher his kill let alone thank it for the nurishment and clothing that it provides. We have existed with Beaver and Deer for generations and much like the interesting "MMMF" we have learned to waste nothing. At first we decided to teach the Beaver our patented roflcopter technology which we trained them to mimic upon a simple tune which you may or may not have heard us playing from behind a bush. While I'm happy to say that it worked the first few times against the Pilgrims, like any good virus you are adapting. The beever and Deer are now helpless to your sworded masses!

Conclusion

I am giving you Pilgrims exactly ONE chance to get back onto the boats from which you arrived and return to your lands. Those who are interested in living WITH mother nature may stay. Those who continue to chop down our trees and butcher our animal companions will feel the full might of my tribe. For the previous weeks you have waged an all out war against Mother Earth... In the weeks to follow Mother Earth shall fight back. You have been warned.



Sincerely,
Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Dallane]

Please wipe forums, I am too far behind and can't compete anymore. NEW FORUM PLX!

Is it forums 3 yet?

[alloin]

You guys must be very proud on yourself, finally achieved something in your life

(can't vote for myself, quantity < quality)

[Dallane]

You guys must be very proud on yourself, finally achieved something in your life

Don't worry you will have your moment to shine one day.....just not today.

[Murphy]

I voted for Dallane because he wouldn't give up until he won anyway and as another poll shows many people enjoy his spam.
As for my favorite post on the forums: I've enjoyed many and it's a hard choice but as a member of the fire clan I go with this:

YOU NEED ASK JORB GOD MAKE FIRE, FIRE FALL FROM SKY FIRE BURN FOREST.

[Dallane]

I voted for Dallane because he wouldn't give up until he won anyway and as another poll shows many people enjoy his spam.
As for my favorite post on the forums: I've enjoyed many and it's a hard choice but as a member of the fire clan I go with this:

YOU NEED ASK JORB GOD MAKE FIRE, FIRE FALL FROM SKY FIRE BURN FOREST.

Hi murphy, give me mah daily love in #fire plz

[Murphy]

Hi murphy, give me mah daily love in #fire plz

Hi Dallane,
,
there you go.

[Jalpha]

Quality over quantity, that is all.

[Dallane]

Hi murphy, give me mah daily love in #fire plz

Hi Dallane,
,
there you go.

god yes. I needed that. I can sleep well now.