The Great Famine

[BubbaMKII]

The OP made me grin a little, i give you that.
The starving kids in the end are a pretty tasteless addition though, even though i have gotten a very high immunity for such pictures along the years since they get overused quite a bit.

RuneNL makes an excellent point.
Perhaps you should work with "the filthy squatters" and not kill them or chase them off by threatening to kill/raid them if they do not pay you inedible silvers.
It seems you have reached your goal.
Chars you can't sustain on a server made empty by yourself.
Brav(e)o!

[colesie]

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[colesie]

Also lol, comparing starving children to a videogame. Doesn't really sit too well with me even though I know what you were trying to portray...

[lachlaan]

I am amused by the thread, so kudos for that An original way to whine. I personally like that first line in bold, because it expresses exactly what was wrong with the old system, and why the new one is at least slightly better. "It takes 400 leaves of colewort" , surely if your most viable option to feed yourselves are raw veggies, something must be wrong. And on the same note, in an effort to make actual cooked food more relevant, I agree that water purity should gain some versatility, and hope that the next patch will balance the new purity system a bit. We'll see what "The Great Spirit" TM brings forth, and all the while keep wondering how we're able to shove a bible, pumpkin, and so many other large objects into tiny test tubes, but we can't seem to figure out how to pour water in them. I'mjustsayin'.
Edit: This is how I feel when I think about the test tubes and water : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRLHXNBqi9s

[Mereni]

"Great Spirit, Keeper of Tears, Tamer of Treaties, We come to you to ask your forgiveness for we have sinned.
For each time we placed our items in a Boston Barrel after already receiving silver and thus robbing you tears
We are Sorry.
For each time we allowed the Moderators to hinnom juicy drama before it blessed your sacred eyes without overthrowing the abuse.
We are Sorry.
For each and every time we clicked the "Send Home" button
We are Sorry.

Great Spirit, Duke of Drama, Lover of Loftar, we know you are angry and we accept that it is our fault. Just as the cricket knows not when he jumps in front of pathing we know not when our humble mortal actions interfere with the path we know you must walk for our salvation. We ask not for the nice things that we know in our hearts we should have never had, no, We only ask of the Great Spirit to return a lesser-nice thing.

Great Spirit, Creator of both the Gourd and the Headdress, we pray to you...
We pray for purity on nails so that our bins may become pure.
We pray for purity on Wells so that pure water may grace your trees.
We pray for meaningful alchemy and a clear and logical path to Purity.
most importantly Great Spirit, We pray for a system that does not suck."

In The Great Spirits name we pray...

Yeah, I get the feeling the Great Spirit isn't listening. But I guess we'll see tonight. It would be nice to have something that will actually allow purity increase, however slow, from 0%. Even with high purity stores to work with, no one seems to be getting very far on purity and it's looking like it's going to cap out at 10% at Best and then start dropping again when the high percent humus is gone.

[kulbek]

Yeah, I get the feeling the Great Spirit isn't listening. But I guess we'll see tonight. It would be nice to have something that will actually allow purity increase, however slow, from 0%. Even with high purity stores to work with, no one seems to be getting very far on purity and it's looking like it's going to cap out at 10% at Best and then start dropping again when the high percent humus is gone.

True? Recently Khaztropix killed 3 of my box with 81% of humus..

[Claeyt]

Maybe that update is working? hmmm.... I argued against it also, but maybe I was wrong.

[iotuegli]

Greetings Filthy Squatters of Salem,
The people of Salem have ignored it in their hearts and minds but now feel it in their stomachs. The Great Famine is here and the painfully realization that your lips may never taste that sweet sweet nectar of a 100 humour food again is beginning to set in. The Tribe continues to fight for justice but our food storages have dwindled and our limbs tremble as the nourishment we need becomes more and more scarce.

FACT: Did you know it can take over 400 Leaves of 0% colewort to fully feed a brave?

The entire farming operation of a small village does little more than quench the appetite of ONE brave on ONE run against the Criminals of Salem. The Famine fights for evil and thus, it must be stopped.

Please watch this public service announcment from the Tribe:

Youtube Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k34XFVpm ... e=youtu.be

Downloadable Link
http://www.mercilessmidgets.com/salem/famine.wmv

And please, If you are interested in ending the Great Famine please pray to the Great Spirit with us in this thread. Only he can end this suffering. For just as he shall giveth us life he shall taketh our purities.

Ancient Tribal Prayer to The Great Spirit

"Great Spirit, Keeper of Tears, Tamer of Treaties, We come to you to ask your forgiveness for we have sinned.
For each time we placed our items in a Boston Barrel after already receiving silver and thus robbing you tears
We are Sorry.
For each time we allowed the Moderators to hinnom juicy drama before it blessed your sacred eyes without overthrowing the abuse.
We are Sorry.
For each and every time we clicked the "Send Home" button
We are Sorry.

Great Spirit, Duke of Drama, Lover of Loftar, we know you are angry and we accept that it is our fault. Just as the cricket knows not when he jumps in front of pathing we know not when our humble mortal actions interfere with the path we know you must walk for our salvation. We ask not for the nice things that we know in our hearts we should have never had, no, We only ask of the Great Spirit to return a lesser-nice thing.

Great Spirit, Creator of both the Gourd and the Headdress, we pray to you...
We pray for purity on nails so that our bins may become pure.
We pray for purity on Wells so that pure water may grace your trees.
We pray for meaningful alchemy and a clear and logical path to Purity.
most importantly Great Spirit, We pray for a system that does not suck."

In The Great Spirits name we pray...

AMEN



Please people of Plymouth, Pray with us.... Copy and Paste until our voices reach the heavens or our humors reach the floor.


Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

mmm... maybe that purity update is leading some decent way out... other the less gluttony sistem
however let start farming you **** mass of ****!!

we all need to see you killed or slaughtered in some kind of way from some load of 50Humors alts... loads and tons

[Tylan]

"Great Spirit, Keeper of Tears, Tamer of Treaties, We come to you to ask your forgiveness for we have sinned.
For each time we placed our items in a Boston Barrel after already receiving silver and thus robbing you tears
We are Sorry.
For each time we allowed the Moderators to hinnom juicy drama before it blessed your sacred eyes without overthrowing the abuse.
We are Sorry.
For each and every time we clicked the "Send Home" button
We are Sorry.

Great Spirit, Duke of Drama, Lover of Loftar, we know you are angry and we accept that it is our fault. Just as the cricket knows not when he jumps in front of pathing we know not when our humble mortal actions interfere with the path we know you must walk for our salvation. We ask not for the nice things that we know in our hearts we should have never had, no, We only ask of the Great Spirit to return a lesser-nice thing.

Great Spirit, Creator of both the Gourd and the Headdress, we pray to you...
We pray for purity on nails so that our bins may become pure.
We pray for purity on Wells so that pure water may grace your trees.
We pray for meaningful alchemy and a clear and logical path to Purity.
most importantly Great Spirit, We pray for a system that does not suck."

In The Great Spirits name we pray...

Perhaps when the Great Spirit visits Plymouth with the Loftar to inspect whatever catastrophe that will surely be unleashed onto the unsuspecting populace in a few hours, a vigil can be held near the church so that He may take notice and understand our plight. Surely then He, in all his wisdom, will be unable to ignore our emaciated, unwashed bodies. I recommend everyone prepare a jute outfit beforehand.

[jwhitehorn]

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This is a thread for worship and prayer. Please keep your ugly colored text and restrictions on how people choose to pray out of it unless we are really regulating freedom of religion on moderation level now. If so the please updatw the rules to reflect acceptable prayer methods.

"F*ck the treaty" has been copied and pasted on these forums countless times so your "spam" claim is biased or inconsistant

Chief peepookaka
Mm tribe