The Great Famine

[jwhitehorn]

Greetings Filthy Squatters of Salem,
The people of Salem have ignored it in their hearts and minds but now feel it in their stomachs. The Great Famine is here and the painfully realization that your lips may never taste that sweet sweet nectar of a 100 humour food again is beginning to set in. The Tribe continues to fight for justice but our food storages have dwindled and our limbs tremble as the nourishment we need becomes more and more scarce.

FACT: Did you know it can take over 400 Leaves of 0% colewort to fully feed a brave?

The entire farming operation of a small village does little more than quench the appetite of ONE brave on ONE run against the Criminals of Salem. The Famine fights for evil and thus, it must be stopped.

Please watch this public service announcment from the Tribe:

Youtube Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k34XFVpm ... e=youtu.be

Downloadable Link
http://www.mercilessmidgets.com/salem/famine.wmv

And please, If you are interested in ending the Great Famine please pray to the Great Spirit with us in this thread. Only he can end this suffering. For just as he shall giveth us life he shall taketh our purities.

Ancient Tribal Prayer to The Great Spirit

"Great Spirit, Keeper of Tears, Tamer of Treaties, We come to you to ask your forgiveness for we have sinned.
For each time we placed our items in a Boston Barrel after already receiving silver and thus robbing you tears
We are Sorry.
For each time we allowed the Moderators to hinnom juicy drama before it blessed your sacred eyes without overthrowing the abuse.
We are Sorry.
For each and every time we clicked the "Send Home" button
We are Sorry.

Great Spirit, Duke of Drama, Lover of Loftar, we know you are angry and we accept that it is our fault. Just as the cricket knows not when he jumps in front of pathing we know not when our humble mortal actions interfere with the path we know you must walk for our salvation. We ask not for the nice things that we know in our hearts we should have never had, no, We only ask of the Great Spirit to return a lesser-nice thing.

Great Spirit, Creator of both the Gourd and the Headdress, we pray to you...
We pray for purity on nails so that our bins may become pure.
We pray for purity on Wells so that pure water may grace your trees.
We pray for meaningful alchemy and a clear and logical path to Purity.
most importantly Great Spirit, We pray for a system that does not suck."

In The Great Spirits name we pray...

AMEN



Please people of Plymouth, Pray with us.... Copy and Paste until our voices reach the heavens or our humors reach the floor.


Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[ysbryd]

LOL!
To quote one of your countries better tennis players...
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!

[Yasso]

Greetings Filthy Squatters of Salem,
The people of Salem have ignored it in their hearts and minds but now feel it in their stomachs. The Great Famine is here and the painfully realization that your lips may never taste that sweet sweet nectar of a 100 humour food again is beginning to set in. The Tribe continues to fight for justice but our food storages have dwindled and our limbs tremble as the nourishment we need becomes more and more scarce.

FACT: Did you know it can take over 400 Leaves of 0% colewort to fully feed a brave?

The entire farming operation of a small village does little more than quench the appetite of ONE brave on ONE run against the Criminals of Salem. The Famine fights for evil and thus, it must be stopped.

Please watch this public service announcment from the Tribe:

Youtube Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k34XFVpm ... e=youtu.be

Downloadable Link
http://www.mercilessmidgets.com/salem/famine.wmv

And please, If you are interested in ending the Great Famine please pray to the Great Spirit with us in this thread. Only he can end this suffering. For just as he shall giveth us life he shall taketh our purities.

Ancient Tribal Prayer to The Great Spirit

"Great Spirit, Keeper of Tears, Tamer of Treaties, We come to you to ask your forgiveness for we have sinned.
For each time we placed our items in a Boston Barrel after already receiving silver and thus robbing you tears
We are Sorry.
For each time we allowed the Moderators to hinnom juicy drama before it blessed your sacred eyes without overthrowing the abuse.
We are Sorry.
For each and every time we clicked the "Send Home" button
We are Sorry.

Great Spirit, Duke of Drama, Lover of Loftar, we know you are angry and we accept that it is our fault. Just as the cricket knows not when he jumps in front of pathing we know not when our humble mortal actions interfere with the path we know you must walk for our salvation. We ask not for the nice things that we know in our hearts we should have never had, no, We only ask of the Great Spirit to return a lesser-nice thing.

Great Spirit, Creator of both the Gourd and the Headdress, we pray to you...
We pray for purity on nails so that our bins may become pure.
We pray for purity on Wells so that pure water may grace your trees.
We pray for meaningful alchemy and a clear and logical path to Purity.
most importantly Great Spirit, We pray for a system that does not suck."

In The Great Spirits name we pray...

AMEN



Please people of Plymouth, Pray with us.... Copy and Paste until our voices reach the heavens or our humors reach the floor.


Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

No..

[jwhitehorn]

LOL!
To quote one of your countries better tennis players...
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!

There is nothing more serious than a malnourished Brave fighting off hunger for your Freedom. Support your Troops, Feed a Brave.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Khaztropix]

Oh, Great Spirit, hear our prayers.

Great Spirit, Keeper of Tears, Tamer of Treaties, We come to you to ask your forgiveness for we have sinned.
For each time we placed our items in a Boston Barrel after already receiving silver and thus robbing you tears
We are Sorry.
For each time we allowed the Moderators to hinnom juicy drama before it blessed your sacred eyes without overthrowing the abuse.
We are Sorry.
For each and every time we clicked the "Send Home" button
We are Sorry.

Great Spirit, Duke of Drama, Lover of Loftar, we know you are angry and we accept that it is our fault. Just as the cricket knows not when he jumps in front of pathing we know not when our humble mortal actions interfere with the path we know you must walk for our salvation. We ask not for the nice things that we know in our hearts we should have never had, no, We only ask of the Great Spirit to return a lesser-nice thing.

Great Spirit, Creator of both the Gourd and the Headdress, we pray to you...
We pray for purity on nails so that our bins may become pure.
We pray for purity on Wells so that pure water may grace your trees.
We pray for meaningful alchemy and a clear and logical path to Purity.
most importantly Great Spirit, We pray for a system that does not suck.

In The Great Spirits name we pray...

[RuneNL]

Dear Chief of Braves,

Youtube Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k34XFVpm ... e=youtu.be

That brought a tear to my eye, a blessing to the great keeper of tears.

Maybe you now understand that silver only fills pockets and not bellies.
If only there where more squatters left alive to help your great tribe be fed.

Alas, many have perished and many know not to go near the lands of the tribe, for it means poverty and death.
Perhaps you should reconsider the tribe's ways and let the squatters help the tribe be strong simply by natures way; nourishment.

The Great Spirit provided us with what we needed to be healthy and strong and we cared more about possessions and silver.

These may be the teachings of the Great Spirit.

[ysbryd]

The good Jorb gives, and the good Jorb taketh away.

Must say its nice to know that the humor monsters are feeling the pinch as predicted, maybe your days are counted.. and the end of the tribe in sight?
We shall watch with interest.

[craigh1993]

Maybe the Tribe should eat more ***** that's how you used to get along

[jwhitehorn]

Maybe the Tribe should eat more ***** that's how you used to get along

That is disgusting.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[craigh1993]

Maybe the Tribe should eat more ***** that's how you used to get along

That is disgusting.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE4ZdMZqkHQ