*NEWS* Squatter Rhetoric provokes Tribal DMZ

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*NEWS* Squatter Rhetoric provokes Tribal DMZ

Postby jwhitehorn » Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:53 am

Greetings Filthy Squatters of Salem,
Some of you may have noticed something strange in the works off the Boston Claim and I am here to shed some light on the situation for you. For those of you who havn't yet traveled to the edge of the claim, Below is the current situation when leaving the Boston.

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But what is this? Why after months of what appeared to be progress is there now a segregation amongst the Northern Squatters and the Southern Treaty Payers (Backed by the Native Americans)? Well. It all began when the recently appointed leader of the Rebellion began shouting anti-american rhetoric in our general direction in addition to firing up their Purity Program which was promised to never be used per the Surrender of Jordan Coles back in March.

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The response to this provoking dialogue went to the highest levels of the Tribal Council. Some felt that to answer this angry Squatter would only fuel the hatred of his people. Others felt that strong action should be taken to send a clear message that the Tribe would not stand for such slander. In the end it was decided that the Tribe would conduct a Military exercise off the Boston Border to show the Southern Treaty Payers that the Tribe still has their backs and broadcast that they mean business.

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Instead of hearing the message loud and clear the Northern Squatter responded with more threats.

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The Tribe then dropped a Claw of Mass Destruction on the nearby grasslands to show that they mean business.

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To which the Squatter continue to ramble on.

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And so the Tribe was left with no option but to construct the Official Boston DMZ.

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The situation off the Boston claim is VERY hot and so we ask that all players be extremely sensitive to the situation. Please do not make any sudden movements off the Boston Claim or onto the Tribal Lands claim as we do not want this situation to erupt into a full-blown assault. Our Tribal Diplomats are doing all we can with the non-treaty paying squatters who have been labeled as terrorists by some but we prefer to think of them as simply "delayed treaty payers". The Tribe has declared the FOLLOWING:

Non-Treaty Paying Squatters must donate (1) Whispering Snake Skull to the Tribe via the Paymaster EACH AND EVERY week until there are no longer non-treaty paying squatters. Anybody can donate this (1) snake Skull and be the hero of their people. If the Tribe DOES NOT receive a snake skull then the DMZ will have a makeshift fence erected and a waste claim must be utilized to leave the Boston Claim.

The Tribe sincerely hopes that you make the right choice and do not escalate this situation.

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Re: *NEWS* Squatter Rhetoric provokes Tribal DMZ

Postby Gallient » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:34 am

I have been feeling sad and threatened lately by the hostile, criminal actions of non-treaty payers. Their constant hatred towards our peaceful way of life has continued to escalate without cause, lately they've even pointed firearms in my direction expressing verbal intent on their use! I've seen them marching in formation up and down Boston in absurd, exaggerated steps.

Thank you Chief for jumping to defend us good, spirit-fearing Americans. My patriotic fervor is higher than ever!

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Re: *NEWS* Squatter Rhetoric provokes Tribal DMZ

Postby MagicManICT » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:43 am

Inb4 devnuke

(edit: maybe not... much lulz may be had for much popcorn enjoyment if this stands)
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Re: *NEWS* Squatter Rhetoric provokes Tribal DMZ

Postby Siobhan » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:48 am

that claw is pretty awesome, so is this how your passing the time until Thursday?
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Re: *NEWS* Squatter Rhetoric provokes Tribal DMZ

Postby RuneNL » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:16 am

Treaty AND Snake skulls. You guys are getting more and more expensive.
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Re: *NEWS* Squatter Rhetoric provokes Tribal DMZ

Postby ysbryd » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:19 am

RuneNL wrote:Treaty AND Snake skulls. You guys are getting more and more expensive.

and your soul, dont forget that
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Re: *NEWS* Squatter Rhetoric provokes Tribal DMZ

Postby RuneNL » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:20 am

ysbryd wrote:
RuneNL wrote:Treaty AND Snake skulls. You guys are getting more and more expensive.

and your soul, dont forget that


Too steep, going back to Europe.
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Re: *NEWS* Squatter Rhetoric provokes Tribal DMZ

Postby darnokpl » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:25 am

What is his name Kim or Jim (last screen)?
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Re: *NEWS* Squatter Rhetoric provokes Tribal DMZ

Postby Gallient » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:31 am

RuneNL wrote:Treaty AND Snake skulls. You guys are getting more and more expensive.

From how I understand it, the Chief is offering a way for the criminal North to pay back society in that only A SINGLE individual of this syndicate need hand over a WSS to save the rest. Sounds more than reasonable really. Will anyone be the hero or will you all continue to hide in your mountain caves and hope judgment doesn't come knocking?
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Re: *NEWS* Squatter Rhetoric provokes Tribal DMZ

Postby Yasso » Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:37 am

In reply to this utter nonsense, the high command of the Rebellion decided to start offering, for the price of very few coins of course:

~~{ THE FERRY SERVICE }~~

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For a very affordable price, the free people of Plymouth will now be able to safely cross that claim, which is actually placed there to control the lands that originally belong to the people!

DO NOT..pay the price of Whispering Snake Skulls, for they will be merely used for the killing of more innocent citizens, and Rebellion members...if you feel generous and would like to donate some Whispering Snake Skulls, you can donate to the Rebellion to help get rid of this great threat that threatens our future, that is the MM Tribe..

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