In Which I Come Clean

[gregl26]

confirmed- bait is killer tomas

[Ornery]

Oh lord, that was fun. 4 braves attacking and being held back by a single guy for almost 2 hours, I love it. Terribad Cove brooks no tresspassers easily, good sirs. If only the cheef hadn't been spotted tracking earlier, I might've been asleep

After the usual small talk before the bashing, mostly them being madjelly at how sweet my vault is, the fun begins.

They work their way towards me, but I ain't never scared. Eating 4 hedges and daring to touch the 5th, they retreat from my rowdy braziers and wall-stomps (though, the cheef did help by stomping his braves once for me, thanks babe)

A short talk with their guard they leave to make keep me from repairing, and they return ready to take the last two walls. But, sadly, they do not. Try again boys.

After a second regen trip, they are full of piss and vinegar and attack my walls yet again, expecting different results. Kambertz inside the vault ensue. Access Denied.

I'm kept in combat by the guard, unable to run inside to break it since he'd break my TANKMODE signs and then the lean-to's. Doesn't matter, come at me bros. They need yet another round of regen to take my hermitage, but that's fine. Take all the time you need. After they finally get their 4th wind, they come at me 4 strong, and my new kamberteer falls, talking **** as in the end just as hard as during the raid.

In the end, I had fun, even though it took a full war party of 4 braves to even try to touch me, and it took 2 hours of them attacking a solo defended vault to do it. Nice job, and nice phlegm/bb btw.

[gregl26]

Are you rly bragging that we breached your health vault, killed you, and summon killed stax and coles in only 2 hrs? We did this through 6 walls one of which was a plank and while under max brazier fire. Any defender can prolong a siege. This was not any epic game play on your part.

[Ornery]

I think someone's mad they had to stay up past their bedtime because I was online

[Potjeh]

Defences in Salem - butt ugly and highly ineffective, for a huge time investment. I'm starting to wonder why people even bother.

[gregl26]

Haha why would I be mad? We have killed like 9 of you guys in a few days, burned GH, liberated PMP, and will now burn Terribad Cove. I am not mad at all.

[Glennfinnan]

RIP health vault.

[Kaol]

Damn now GH are just gonna have to raid another 10 hermits...

[Gablak]

Defences in Salem - butt ugly and highly ineffective, for a huge time investment. I'm starting to wonder why people even bother.

Yeah something needs to be changed about defences in the next patch or I dont even see a point in making them.

[Ikpeip]

The December 16th reply can be reviewed here.

Gentlemen,

-Do not leave a multitude of scents close to your recently demolished home.
-If you've left scents, don't leave an unprotected lean-to two minutes away as your homestead
-If you've recently suffered a large loss, don't immediately leave scents pointing to your fall-back hearthvault


Faithfully,

-Paul the Paymaster