Now, there is nothing game breaking or changing about this group of suggestions but it is something that could bring a smile to people's faces (to see that theirs was added or just by something funny popping up while in providence)
I'll start:
I think the cook should use the line that Heffernan so amusingly coined "This meal is so unfinished, John Carver tried to release it as a patch!"
I've got more, I just need to wander prov a bit and remember what they are
How about you guys?