A God (no doubt still stuffed from the finest of Turkey kings) appeared to punish me for my sins.

I knew not but the Lord left me with a strong teaching - to ensure that I learn to do things for myself and explore all of his creations in unique and new ways. Punishment was fierce but he allowed me to live and left this reminder with me.
For in my arrogance, this shall always remind me of my foolish ways.

And with this, the church of the High Beetle shall be born. Unknown and feared by all! We shall worship the direct creation of our God.
Praise le Beetle!