How dumb are the ones we love

[jesi]

My cat is named vomito ronronneus because that's pretty much what she does.

my cat was like

sleeping
sleeping
sleeping
OHMYGAWD i need to run from one room to another as fast as i can, throw all things over i find on the way, then return to go back to sleeping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5ODwR6FPRQ

sums it up

[saltmummy]

My dog just walked into the house covered in swamp mud and carrying a shoe I do not recognize. It looks brand new.
In other words, she reeks of bog water and I'm pretty sure she stole one of the neighbors shoes again.

My last girlfriend started doing drugs and decided it would be a fantastic idea to tell my sister that she was going to get me to do them too. The relationship didn't last long after that and my sister believed I was a junky for several years.

[Rifmaster]

Sounds like y'all need to teach your pets some basic obedience!
My cat is currently sitting outside in the pouring rain because it jumped on the dining table again.

[kitty629]

My dog just walked into the house covered in swamp mud and carrying a shoe I do not recognize. It looks brand new.
In other words, she reeks of bog water and I'm pretty sure she stole one of the neighbors shoes again.

My last girlfriend started doing drugs and decided it would be a fantastic idea to tell my sister that she was going to get me to do them too. The relationship didn't last long after that and my sister believed I was a junky for several years.

Cant you train them with an electric collar and invisible fence to stay in the yard? Hell my dog may jump out a second story window to chase a rabbit or sumthin but even without a fence she never leaves the yard.
Also I am very curious how it gets the neighbors shoes does it do a B&E or your neighbors leave the shoes outside? Lol.

[saltmummy]

I can't afford a fence of any kind or an electric collar. I would if I could, but I can't. For the most part, the dogs stay in the yard. Except the beagles. This puppy and her mother though will occasionally head up the street to visit the neighbors or make an excursion into the swamp to cover themselves in stinking muck.
She just walked up the driveway, passed the neighbors who were working on their flower bed at the time, and grabbed a shoe off their front porch. Fortunately, they love animals and only watched and followed her to see where she was going.

If I had the cash and the time, I'd build a rock wall around my property.

[Hose]

***** out for Harambe.

[er-queent8r]

I can't afford a fence of any kind or an electric collar. I would if I could, but I can't. For the most part, the dogs stay in the yard. Except the beagles. This puppy and her mother though will occasionally head up the street to visit the neighbors or make an excursion into the swamp to cover themselves in stinking muck.
She just walked up the driveway, passed the neighbors who were working on their flower bed at the time, and grabbed a shoe off their front porch. Fortunately, they love animals and only watched and followed her to see where she was going.

If I had the cash and the time, I'd build a rock wall around my property.

Aww that story is kind of cute. I would gladly give you dog one of my shoes lol. Sure you can build a stone wall just like in Salem. Just get out your sled then find the boulders.