A Darwoth Poem, 100% True, 100% Sarcasm

[Darwoth]

i am going to pave an american flag on the ruins of your town and make it the official heffernan graveyard where everytime you get owned in game your skeleton is buried on one of the stars.

[Tulgarath]

i am going to pave an american flag on the ruins of your town and make it the official heffernan graveyard where everytime you get owned in game your skeleton is buried on one of the stars.

You should sell plots.

[Heffernan]

i am going to pave an american flag on the ruins of your town and make it the official heffernan graveyard where everytime you get owned in game your skeleton is buried on one of the stars.

You should sell plots.

dont encourage him pls, ol heffy friendly, no hurt pls...

[Darwoth]

i am going to pave an american flag on the ruins of your town and make it the official heffernan graveyard where everytime you get owned in game your skeleton is buried on one of the stars.

You should sell plots.

good idea.

heffernans town is the future site of "arlington national cemetary" where american players with over 500 biles can choose to be buried and a universal in game destination where everyone can put flowers on their crypts for inheritance bonus.

[Tulgarath]

Marp, we need a wagon to transport corpses to the cemetery.

[Heffernan]

Marp, we need a wagon to transport corpses to the cemetery.

if u keep on like this it could be your own corpse

[Darwoth]

thats what you think, little do you know tulgarath is the only guy other than me still living on popham and has a character in the 3500 range last i checked which is more than sufficient to beat up 50 or so heffernans.

[Heffernan]

thats what you think, little do you know tulgarath is the only guy other than me still living on popham and has a character in the 3500 range last i checked which is more than sufficient to beat up 50 or so heffernans.

il,l just pretend theres alot more enemies then me... like the KKK, so pls no hurt

[Tulgarath]

thats what you think, little do you know tulgarath is the only guy other than me still living on popham and has a character in the 3500 range last i checked which is more than sufficient to beat up 50 or so heffernans.

Shh!

[Darwoth]

il,l just pretend theres alot more enemies then me... like the KKK, so pls no hurt

to atone for your sins you can book a flight to new york city and place a wreath on the 9/11 memorial and upload a picture of you doing so in the RL picture thread.