A Darwoth Poem, 100% True, 100% Sarcasm

[MaxPlanck]

Darwoth sat on PopHam eating all the little kiddies.
Darwoth sat on PopHam destroying all the big cities.

Darwoth ended the expedition.
With nothing short of a wrestling submission.

After taking the world with nothing but trials.
He got bored and said: what to do with 10k+ biles?

And so Darwoth decided to cast a wiley spell at high noon.
Tomorrow night he'd make it his mission to jump over the Bloodmoon.

[matan002]

jump over the Bloodmoon.

He probably can with those biles

[Darwoth]

my goal is to become so omnipotent that the devs implement a "darmoon" which will be a combined bloodmoon + deep darkness drain that happens once every 6 bloodmoons

[Judaism]

A 1/6th chance would be much better so it would be impossible to anticipate.

[saltmummy]

Would we get darkness spawns closer to providence?

[Darwoth]

A 1/6th chance would be much better so it would be impossible to anticipate.

agreed

Would we get darkness spawns closer to providence?

not sure but marp said he was going to make it so that dead player skeletons would reanimate under a darmoon at 50% of the biles of the original character and attack anyone nearby which should make providence an interesting place, especially near the crypt/graveyard

[MarpTarpton]

There once was a dude named Darwoth
Who was told by Heff he could ***** off;
So he sat by the gate,
Intending to wait,
To cook the nab into a sweet broth.

[Heffernan]

There once was a dude named Darwoth
Who was told by Heff he could ***** off;
So he sat by the gate,
Intending to wait,
To cook the nab into a sweet broth.

in darwoths favor i give this poem a 9/11

[Darwoth]

i give this poem a 9/11

a trade center joke? ho ho ho i can promise that the world trade center back then is going to look like the taj mahal after hurricane woth comes rolling through vatican city.

[Heffernan]

i give this poem a 9/11

a trade center joke? ho ho ho i can promise that the world trade center back then is going to look like the taj mahal after hurricane woth comes rolling through vatican city.

ok lets cut the jokes, about america pls no hurt