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[Tulgarath]

u forgot about popham statues

Popham statues don't apply to your deaths, as it's still going. ...

[Darwoth]

i am retarded

here we go again.

if your posts end up getting the silver bonus (about 1/5 you get a decent bonus at 800+ and the bonus is dependant upon how much you put in first hence the 7500 he started with) from LL nerfed because you want to make it seem better than it really is to look cool i am going to be highly annoyed as your stupid ***** has ***** up countless things in this game.

for the unaware LL bonus works similar to the stocks bonus when planting a field. i have a screenshot somewhere of a 25k+ bonus because i dumped about 15k in when i was filling up rubicon and got a good roll, 2 years later heffernan figured it out and has to post about it multiple times inviting the only reason to have high LL to be *****.

next week he will buy 50 writs until he gets one for about 500 - 700s then post about that and tell everyone it is the norm.

you and your ***** lies is why raiding was ruined 8 months ago and is only just now being addressed after the majority of the interesting people got bored and quit nosediving the population by 70+, your stupid ass pointlessly spamming bats in town everytime you got bored for 6 months is why they now cost 8 jelly instead of 3 and less than half is produced on a queen spawn, your retarded ass afking in town for hours on end getting owned a dozen times is why various other things vets have enjoyed has been ruined and the reason shove distance is not based off of YB but instead universally sucks for everyone, your ***** whining about witchcraft on your last death and attempts at ***** up more **** you don't understand is your most recent example.

[Paradoxyc]

But what is Heffernan's float value?

[Darwoth]

it is clearly off the charts, no matter what he just can not seem to be flushed

[Kandarim]

finally! Took me ages to loot one of these.

[Heffernan]

lol @ whoever did this in prov

[gorniksam]

[Kandarim]

come now, that's obviously just a stylized eagle.

[Saint_Sin]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I Salem'd, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of posts on the forum—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a posting,
As of some one gently typing, typing on my Salem forum.
“’Tis some noob,” I muttered, “posting on my Salem forum—
Only this and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From my forums filled with sorrow—sorrow for Heffernans law and lore—
For the rare and radiant idiot whom worked up his law and lore—
Useless here for evermore.

And the silken, sad, uncertain tears of heffernan
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic lulz never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
“’Tis some idiot entreating entrance at my Salem forums—
Some late idiot entreating entrance at my Salem forums;—
This it is and nothing more.”

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or probably Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and your forum posts are so slowly crapping,
And so faintly you came crapping, crapping at my Salem forums,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the forum;—
Stupidity there and nothing more.

Deep into that forum peering, long I stood there reading, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “law and lore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “law and lore!”—
Merely this and nothing more.

[dinoxx7xx]

kill nazi