What I did today in Salem

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Re: What I did today in Salem

Postby gorniksam » Fri Jul 01, 2016 10:21 pm

saltmummy wrote:You should make a coat.
"Look at this fine beaver skin cap, wonderful."
"ah, but you beaver skin is the stuff of plebeians compared to my bear skin cloak."
Kuku emerges from the den "What's up scrubs? Do you like my Nsuidara scalp coat?"
And then everyone descends into angry jealousy and insult hurling while their pants fill with excrement at the sight of the finest of coats.
Perhaps such a coat would draw heffernans attentions to kuku. You must hunt nsuidara more kuku, it's the only way you'll have enough for your coat.

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I still need 2 more scalps :x
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Re: What I did today in Salem

Postby Nsuidara » Fri Jul 01, 2016 11:02 pm

saltmummy wrote:And then everyone descends into angry jealousy and insult hurling while their pants fill with excrement at the sight of the finest of coats.

:D :D :D haha

saltmummy wrote:Perhaps such a coat would draw heffernans attentions to kuku. You must hunt nsuidara more kuku, it's the only way you'll have enough for your coat.

loool


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I did today Nsuidara :O
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Re: What I did today in Salem

Postby AcidSpiral » Sat Jul 02, 2016 12:41 am

Today... I cooked 2500 bricks.
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Re: What I did today in Salem

Postby saltmummy » Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:27 am

gorniksam wrote:Image
I still need 2 more scalps :x

Wonderful, wonderful. Be careful out there. Softer than new down, sleeker than the most aloof of cougar furs, and warmer than a stack of bear hides on a cold night. Surely Nsuidara takes great care of it's pelt, but it is a tricky creature to be sure, and crafty enough to find the finest of shampoos and conditioners without spending too much.
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