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Re: Community Story

Postby DarkNacht » Fri Jun 17, 2016 10:19 am

At which point long lost Tarp Marpton stumbled out of the woods, naked and confused, to find Marp dead.
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Re: Community Story

Postby MarpTarpton » Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:31 pm

Having had his decency robbed of him years prior, Tarp could not understand why the figure of his relative was wearing clothes. This was a New World, full of wild naked men, and to live here, nudity was a basic requirement, or so years in isolation and captivity had taught him.
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Re: Community Story

Postby Qiresea » Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:57 pm

meanwhile the sirens were busy painting their nails because with all the grinding the paint had come off
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Re: Community Story

Postby Thor » Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:29 pm

Tarp began undressing Marp's reeking corpse in the name of the New World and at the same time he felt his gourd begin to pulsate.
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Re: Community Story

Postby Inotdead » Fri Jun 17, 2016 4:52 pm

He looked down at his throbbing, wildly pulsating gourd, when suddenly it spoke to him: "My mission! You must find the Old Gods! The Evil must be contained!"
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Re: Community Story

Postby Kralith » Fri Jun 17, 2016 9:55 pm

He claps with his eyelids and if he looks again, the gourd is gone.
He is confused, was it just a dream?
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Re: Community Story

Postby Goldenx » Fri Jun 17, 2016 10:18 pm

Tarp knew that it has to be done. Even if this was just a dream or an illusion which he might of had from those strange shrooms he ate the day before.
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Re: Community Story

Postby matan002 » Fri Jun 17, 2016 10:36 pm

He set out on his quest to find the old gods. Not knowing where to start, he went to the town to find clues.
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Re: Community Story

Postby Reviresco » Fri Jun 17, 2016 10:46 pm

He adjusted his ill-fitting backpack straps.

To Tarp, "Old Gods" meant a near-guarantee of tentacles!
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Re: Community Story

Postby Thor » Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:36 pm

He had heard from somewhere that to summon the tentacle god Cthulhu he must find a book called Necronomicon.
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