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Re: for a less serious conversation.

Postby jakhollin » Tue May 17, 2016 8:26 pm

saltmummy wrote:A pirate walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Hey, is that a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts!"


That joke is the reason why everyone in my office will yell out ARRRRG whenever someone vocally says this is driving me nuts.
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Re: for a less serious conversation.

Postby HDHB » Thu May 19, 2016 8:35 am

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything."
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Re: for a less serious conversation.

Postby AFullCodpiece » Fri May 20, 2016 1:59 am

I'm from the Bluegrass state and we have an old saying around here:


What do you buy a girl from Kentucky on her 16th birthday?





Her fifth abortion....


Y'all,

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Re: for a less serious conversation.

Postby Kralith » Wed May 25, 2016 3:39 pm

Salem Wiki (PM me if you need help with editing)
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Re: for a less serious conversation.

Postby Heffernan » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:29 pm

Claeyt Explained.

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Re: for a less serious conversation.

Postby Inotdead » Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:02 pm

Heffernan wrote:Claeyt Explained.

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What is he even trying to do?
Claeyt wrote: I'm not saying it's right or justified that they steal or sell drugs or murder cops I'm saying that that's exactly what you would do if you were poor and desperate and Black.
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Re: for a less serious conversation.

Postby jakhollin » Wed Jun 15, 2016 4:28 pm

A couple pictures that provide relevant or potential Salem memes.

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What do call a German in the World Cup final? A Referee.
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Re: for a less serious conversation.

Postby TotalyMeow » Wed Jun 15, 2016 7:09 pm

Inotdead wrote:What is he even trying to do?


Trying to adjust that wire in his mouth so he can melt the end onto that other wire construction there. Presumably.
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Re: for a less serious conversation.

Postby Flame » Wed Jun 15, 2016 7:09 pm

I know someone that would fade out looking at that locust.
Uhmm.... 8D
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Re: for a less serious conversation.

Postby jakhollin » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:33 pm

For those who do not understand Flame's English. This is how one fades out. A pedo-smile is required.


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