for a less serious conversation.

[saltmummy]

Zookeeper: Did you hear about the baby that was fed elephants milk and gained 20 pounds in a week?
Man: What? Impossible! Whose baby was it?
Zookeeper: The elephants.

A pirate walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Hey, is that a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby and the busdriver says "thats the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The angry woman sits down in her seat and says to the woman next to her, "Did you hear that? The bus driver just insulted me!" The woman next to her says, "Well you should probably tell him off. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you."

[Thor]

Haha that pirate joke cracked me up
How about this one:
Why are pirates pirates? Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[saltmummy]

Why are pirates pirates? Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrr

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(that was the sound of my brain shutting down)

[Hose]

hehe xd

[MaxPlanck]

What do you call a pirate who hand-designs his own vessel?

An Arrrrrrrrtist.

[Abigail_Williams]

A pirate walks into a bar. The bar tender asks, why is that paper towel on your hat?

Arrrr, there be a bounty on me head!

[belgear]

A pirate walks into a bar. The bar tender asks, why is that paper towel on your hat?

Arrrr, there be a bounty on me head!

[Reviresco]

Where can you find Blackbeard's buccaneers?

Under his buccan hat!

[Icon]

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. "Can I help you?" she asks. "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "I am." The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."

[Strakknuva225]

Nine out of ten people say they enjoy gangrape.