Bounty Board

[Taipion]

Why on earth would you not want girls playing salem?? I get nagged at by the woman over how much i play: "I drove an hour to watch you play a game?", "Are we staying home the whole day.", "If you dont want me here ill leave." Blah blah blah

Where as with a girl that plays games with you, shes like, "Hey after i set the wooden boards to dry, want to put it in my ass?"

Or "Honey, if you let me eat all your gluttony foods ill let you do what ever you want to me!"

this is why i stand by, Gamer Girls> than any girls! if you happen to meet this rare unicorn, GET HER PREGNANT ASAP!

You have an interesting approach on this, just beware of your last line, that would actually ruin the fun for quite a while.

[RobertoKarlos]

Why on earth would you not want girls playing salem?? I get nagged at by the woman over how much i play: "I drove an hour to watch you play a game?", "Are we staying home the whole day.", "If you dont want me here ill leave." Blah blah blah

Where as with a girl that plays games with you, shes like, "Hey after i set the wooden boards to dry, want to put it in my ass?"

Or "Honey, if you let me eat all your gluttony foods ill let you do what ever you want to me!"

this is why i stand by, Gamer Girls> than any girls! if you happen to meet this rare unicorn, GET HER PREGNANT ASAP!

Pregnant unicorns, this thread is getting stranger quickly. Gamer girls are almost as annoying as Anime girls, i envy that you haven't experienced both of this plague.

[Hose]

***** desu kawaiii

[Paradoxyc]

Why on earth would you not want girls playing salem?? I get nagged at by the woman over how much i play: "I drove an hour to watch you play a game?", "Are we staying home the whole day.", "If you dont want me here ill leave." Blah blah blah

Where as with a girl that plays games with you, shes like, "Hey after i set the wooden boards to dry, want to put it in my ass?"

Or "Honey, if you let me eat all your gluttony foods ill let you do what ever you want to me!"

this is why i stand by, Gamer Girls> than any girls! if you happen to meet this rare unicorn, GET HER PREGNANT ASAP!

I would probably hate to have a gamer girlfriend

[Tulgarath]

Wife plays. ..who else gathers my grass for snakes in the grass?? Give her a rummaging set and say 1000 grass please and she's happy to gather and go find surprises in stumps. A few 1000 silver from savage charms to add to it all!

And she brings sandwiches and tea in real life! Never gets on my about buying from the store as long as I get her a few hat boxes.

JC could help a brother out with a Shoe Box in the store and I'd be set!

[Taipion]

Wife plays. ..who else gathers my grass for snakes in the grass?? Give her a rummaging set and say 1000 grass please and she's happy to gather and go find surprises in stumps. A few 1000 silver from savage charms to add to it all!

And she brings sandwiches and tea in real life! Never gets on my about buying from the store as long as I get her a few hat boxes.

JC could help a brother out with a Shoe Box in the store and I'd be set!

Shoe boxes!
OMG, that no one has yet thought of it!
Go tell JC, he will make millions with it! And draw countless girls to the lands of Salem, what a win:win! ^^

Regarding gamer girls, there are actually 3 types:
1.) The wanna be gamer / attention *****: Tries to be a "gamer" and something unique in a place where there are mostly boys, does not really care for games but for attention
2.) The gamer by fate: Is either visually or psychically not fit to go outdoors, and therfore plays on the internet all day, still better than the previous type
3.) The true gamer girl: A truely rare find, beautiful and smart in one, yet still a girl. When I was a child my best friend used to be one, beat me in Streetfigher on SNES and then in football outdoors, have not seen many of those ever since.
(And I forgot this one) 4.) The pet: Was dragged by her BF into games, does not feel all too well with it, but does not resist/care much anyways.

Also, remember:
Girl - Guy in real life
MMORPg - Many men online role playing as girls

[Thor]

Oh wow. She really got under your skin so bad Heffy?

[Argentis]

We won't see Heff for a while so this thread is officialy one sided. Kuku wins.

[Kralith]

Oh wow. She really got under your skin so bad Heffy?

I guess in real he likes her.
You know, what you love that tease you!

[Taipion]

Oh wow. She really got under your skin so bad Heffy?

I guess in real he likes her.
You know, what you love that tease you!

Yea, Heff definitely has a crush on her, but then again, have you seen her pic(s)? Who wouldn't...