They are poo poo aggro toys to piss off everyone's mommy and daddy.
No bile scaling rock tootin' ***** shaped toys (wink)
Let me sling tomatoes, musket balls, a ball of thorns concocted with animal glue for bleeding,
Give us musket balls for blistersteel and wrought, and let us make standard musket balls with iron! (Might aswell let guns use these balls too I guess)
I want to sling smelly fishies at my enemy to attract nearby bears into aggro'ing them faster! (Just kidding on this one guys)
Boom! Pew Pew!