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Re: Where Carver?

Postby MarpTarpton » Thu May 05, 2016 3:14 pm

JC is still alive. We just spoke last night. As happens from time to time, real life gets in the way of Salem, which is (like most of you, just in another way) our hobby. While he regrets his absence and the nearly finished state in which we left the next patch, you can expect his attentions in one form or another returning to the forums within the next week. In the meantime, the status of the server is being monitored and maintained, Meow and Dallane are ever-vigilantly combing through you posts (itching for the opportunity to ban you all), and I am developing three separate penis-related games, downloads for which I have threatened to release and propagate to you all in the event he takes too long in returning.
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Re: Where Carver?

Postby Argentis » Thu May 05, 2016 3:15 pm

MarpTarpton wrote:JC is still alive. We just spoke last night. As happens from time to time, real life gets in the way of Salem, which is (like most of you, just in another way) our hobby. While he regrets his absence and the nearly finished state in which we left the next patch, you can expect his attentions in one form or another returning to the forums within the next week. In the meantime, the status of the server is being monitored and maintained, Meow and Dallane are ever-vigilantly combing through you posts (itching for the opportunity to ban you all), and I am developing three separate penis-related games, downloads for which I have threatened to release and propagate to you all in the event he takes too long in returning.

You spoke with him in your dungeon. We all know it Marp ¦]
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Re: Where Carver?

Postby saltmummy » Thu May 05, 2016 7:28 pm

Argentis wrote:
MarpTarpton wrote:JC is still alive. We just spoke last night. As happens from time to time, real life gets in the way of Salem, which is (like most of you, just in another way) our hobby. While he regrets his absence and the nearly finished state in which we left the next patch, you can expect his attentions in one form or another returning to the forums within the next week. In the meantime, the status of the server is being monitored and maintained, Meow and Dallane are ever-vigilantly combing through you posts (itching for the opportunity to ban you all), and I am developing three separate penis-related games, downloads for which I have threatened to release and propagate to you all in the event he takes too long in returning.

You spoke with him in your dungeon. We all know it Marp ¦]

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Re: Where Carver?

Postby Argentis » Thu May 05, 2016 7:31 pm

saltmummy wrote:
Argentis wrote:
MarpTarpton wrote:JC is still alive. We just spoke last night. As happens from time to time, real life gets in the way of Salem, which is (like most of you, just in another way) our hobby. While he regrets his absence and the nearly finished state in which we left the next patch, you can expect his attentions in one form or another returning to the forums within the next week. In the meantime, the status of the server is being monitored and maintained, Meow and Dallane are ever-vigilantly combing through you posts (itching for the opportunity to ban you all), and I am developing three separate penis-related games, downloads for which I have threatened to release and propagate to you all in the event he takes too long in returning.

You spoke with him in your dungeon. We all know it Marp ¦]

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Re: Where Carver?

Postby ALTaZAR1 » Thu May 05, 2016 9:12 pm

MarpTarpton wrote:JC is still alive. We just spoke last night. As happens from time to time, real life gets in the way of Salem, which is (like most of you, just in another way) our hobby. While he regrets his absence and the nearly finished state in which we left the next patch, you can expect his attentions in one form or another returning to the forums within the next week. In the meantime, the status of the server is being monitored and maintained, Meow and Dallane are ever-vigilantly combing through you posts (itching for the opportunity to ban you all), and I am developing three separate penis-related games, downloads for which I have threatened to release and propagate to you all in the event he takes too long in returning.


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Re: Where Carver?

Postby Michael » Fri May 06, 2016 1:37 am

MarpTarpton wrote: I am developing three separate penis-related games, downloads for which I have threatened to release and propagate to you all in the event he takes too long in returning.

I would play that
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Re: Where Carver?

Postby gustavohvg » Fri May 06, 2016 7:42 am

MarpTarpton wrote:I am developing three separate penis-related games


Already exist a lot of very good games with a penis (you also need some additional stuff to play). It's called sex
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Re: Where Carver?

Postby Claeyt » Fri May 06, 2016 7:53 am

MarpTarpton wrote:JC is still alive. We just spoke last night. As happens from time to time, real life gets in the way of Salem, which is (like most of you, just in another way) our hobby. While he regrets his absence and the nearly finished state in which we left the next patch, you can expect his attentions in one form or another returning to the forums within the next week. In the meantime, the status of the server is being monitored and maintained, Meow and Dallane are ever-vigilantly combing through you posts (itching for the opportunity to ban you all), and I am developing three separate penis-related games, downloads for which I have threatened to release and propagate to you all in the event he takes too long in returning.

So what about those falcons?

Anyways, I'd rather have you and JC coding like 1000 monkeys on 1000 typewriters than answering/reading all the ***** here on the forum. I hope you guys don't waste as much time here on the forum rather than on the game as we all do.
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Re: Where Carver?

Postby Dallane » Fri May 06, 2016 12:43 pm

Claeyt wrote:Anyways, I'd rather have you and JC coding like 1000 monkeys on 1000 typewriters than answering/reading all the ***** here on the forum. I hope you guys don't waste as much time here on the forum rather than on the game as we all do.


answering/reading all the ***** here on the forum. I hope you guys don't waste as much time here on the forum rather than on the game as we all do.


don't waste as much time here on the forum rather than on the game as we all do.


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Re: Where Carver?

Postby Kandarim » Fri May 06, 2016 3:22 pm

Yes. You should simply stop posting on the forums claeyt.
Scratch one monkey/typewriter combo off that list.
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