HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN CARVER!!!

[Dallane]

my my, where do I begin.
I almost can't help bashing your Java but I don't want to steal JC's pleasure.

Meh, I don't code. I just copied it off the internet.

Just like JC does

Like most people do.

[Tulgarath]

Only in Salem, do we bash someone in his birthday.

[Icon]

Only in Salem, do we bash someone in his birthday.

I cant speak for the entire community, but I also do this irl. Although its less often I write fanfic for my friends

[trungdle]

Happy birthday JC.

You will always be remembered as the developer who could, but didn't

[Strakknuva225]

What, nobody else gonna write fanfic?

[Reviresco]

How old are you? I need to know how many times to crash the server.

[Tulgarath]

How old are you? I need to know how many times to crash the server.

Start at 30, seems like a fair starting place

[Paradoxyc]

How old are you? I need to know how many times to crash the server.

He's sixtynine years old

[lumplore]

Elated creation dawn, John Carver, have a victorious year, career and life (with any blues begone)!

[Taipion]

Happy Birthday, JC!

He is such a nice guy, he even sent me a truckload of tobacco once ... after he set my madness to 9...