Ready to Take the Next Step

[AFullCodpiece]

Friends of Salem and Fellow Pilgrims,

As many of you know, things have been getting pretty steamy between TotallyMeow and I over the past month or so. She loves my luxurious body hair and general panache...for my part, I have always been drawn to women in power. That being said, as in many relationships, we've kinda fallen into a rut. She no longer sends me as many passionate PMs as she used to. On my part, I haven't been sending her all the pics I know she wants and craves (mom's new boyfriend is always coming down and doing laundry, my enormous weight makes getting good angles a hassle, and Frakked and I are totally pwning Star Citizen, so needless to say, things have been hectic). She is, however, still my tenderoni and I am committed to consummating this relationship and our love truly blossoming.

Since this is such a helpful community, I am asking my fellow Salemites for advice: what can I do to make TotallyMeow mine once and for all? What are some of her IRL interests? Are there certain clothing items I can wear IRL and in-game to make her more physically attracted to me? Who is her favorite NASCAR driver? What is her favorite song by Hall & Oates? Does she like authentic asian cuisine like PF Changs? You get the idea...any ideas/tips/suggestions that would help are welcome.

Thanks, and remember, "Love Conquers All",

AFC

P.S. I will be starting a GoFundMe in the near future to raise up enough money to get a bus ticket to meet her (I tragically yearn for her embrace), so I will let you know when that goes active. You guise are the best.

[Reviresco]

I heard Tmeow is a furry (hence the name), so find yourself a sultry koala costume and do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

[AFullCodpiece]

I heard Tmeow is a furry (hence the name), so find yourself a sultry koala costume and do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

Solid advice as always from Reviresco. Many thanks. Hopefully we don't have a "problem child" in the future like this ungrateful lad...

[Dallane]

plz dont tell me that was a actual post.

[An_Infinity_of_War]

Welcome to the future Dan; isn't it so bright?



So bright you can see the concentration camps positively glowing as we purge the degeneracy.

[AFullCodpiece]

[Reviresco]

I identify as fernkin, and am looking to make new fronds.

[AFullCodpiece]

[AFullCodpiece]

[AFullCodpiece]

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If you find yourself in otherkin heat, check out (NSFW):
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