Valentines Day Lonely Heart

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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby JohnCarver » Mon Feb 15, 2016 4:33 am

Fidgety wrote:What exactly do you propose I should have done? A naked man turns up brandishing an axe, I ain't going to invite him in for tea and biscuits.


Ask him to put down the axe. Offer him Tea, Biscuits or Sex. Lock gates once he enters. Inform him you are out of tea and biscuits.
ceedat wrote:the overwhelming frustration of these forums and the unnecessarily over complicated game mechanics is what i enjoy about this game most.

Nsuidara wrote:it is a strange and difficult game in no positive way
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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby Icon » Mon Feb 15, 2016 4:39 am

JohnCarver wrote:
Fidgety wrote:What exactly do you propose I should have done? A naked man turns up brandishing an axe, I ain't going to invite him in for tea and biscuits.


Ask him to put down the axe. Offer him Tea, Biscuits or Sex. Lock gates once he enters. Inform him you are out of tea and biscuits.


sounds like a rejected plot for the new Purge movie
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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby Paradoxyc » Mon Feb 15, 2016 5:42 am

JohnCarver wrote:
Fidgety wrote:What exactly do you propose I should have done? A naked man turns up brandishing an axe, I ain't going to invite him in for tea and biscuits.


Ask him to put down the axe. Offer him Tea, Biscuits or Sex. Lock gates once he enters. Inform him you are out of tea and biscuits.


JC!!!




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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby Vernon » Mon Feb 15, 2016 9:23 pm

JohnCarver wrote:
Fidgety wrote:What exactly do you propose I should have done? A naked man turns up brandishing an axe, I ain't going to invite him in for tea and biscuits.


Ask him to put down the axe. Offer him Tea, Biscuits or Sex. Lock gates once he enters. Inform him you are out of tea and biscuits.

u didnt know ? jc implemented butter now
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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby Fidgety » Tue Feb 16, 2016 6:52 am

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Fidgety wrote: non red headed toon


Racist..

otherwise this was Hilarious


After feeling somewhat dismayed by you calling me a racist, I set out today to correct this flaw in my characters persona.
After coming across a naked ginger *cringe* in Providence, I took the opportunity for a French tickling session...
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After 2 quills worth of tickling didn't stop my rancid disgust for them, I decided to try groping some boob...
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I still don't like them, I can't figure out what to try next.
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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby Icon » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:51 pm

Fidgety wrote: I can't figure out what to try next.


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common, beat my high score
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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby Fidgety » Tue Feb 16, 2016 4:11 pm

Icon wrote:
Fidgety wrote: I can't figure out what to try next.


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common, beat my high score


Umm... I really don't know how to respond to that.
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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby JohnCarver » Tue Feb 16, 2016 6:21 pm

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common, beat my high score


As somebody who has sunk more hours than I can count into all night BTRDP sessions let me tell you there is a reason for that ESRB rating to be pending. This game features things I wouldn't do on my drunkest valentines day. I do think like to pretend that Lance is Belgear when I play though.
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