Valentines Day Lonely Heart

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Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby Fidgety » Sun Feb 14, 2016 4:58 pm

Happy Valentines Day.

3 wks old, short brown haired, hazel eyed, 5ft 11, non smoking, recently hermited Salemite, seeks female companion due to trial separation / possible divorce.

Interests include, hiking, rabbit hunting, attending dock club and romantic nights french tickling while camping by the lake (see pic).

Would like to meet fun, adventurous, outdoorsy non red headed toon for fun and possibly more ;).

Ideal partner would not moan, have high cooking skills, will keep the homestead tidy and not have a habit of loosing my buckets.

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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby Icon » Sun Feb 14, 2016 5:34 pm

Fidgety wrote: non red headed toon


Racist..

otherwise this was Hilarious
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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby Fidgety » Sun Feb 14, 2016 5:44 pm

Icon wrote:
Fidgety wrote: non red headed toon


Racist..

otherwise this was Hilarious


Sorry I have Kokkinomallisophobia. I feel like washing my eyes when I see one.
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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby Nikixos » Sun Feb 14, 2016 7:02 pm

LOL the screenshot just makes it better
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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby Fidgety » Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:17 pm

Nikixos wrote:LOL the screenshot just makes it better


I wanted to enter it as a humour entry for the valentines competition but turns out it closed yesterday. I just assumed with it being a valentines comp and all...

Never mind, wouldn't have stood a chance against that clay model from Lusewing anyway.
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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby JohnCarver » Mon Feb 15, 2016 1:27 am

Wait. So your saying this entire time I was trying to find you love and this post was just made in jest?
ceedat wrote:the overwhelming frustration of these forums and the unnecessarily over complicated game mechanics is what i enjoy about this game most.

Nsuidara wrote:it is a strange and difficult game in no positive way
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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby Fidgety » Mon Feb 15, 2016 3:35 am

JohnCarver wrote:Wait. So your saying this entire time I was trying to find you love and this post was just made in jest?


lol, what did you manage to come up with?

There's slim pickings round my area, although I did have a strange encounter with a naked man standing outside my walls today. Claimed he was the previous owner of a farmhouse south of me that someone has put a 5x5 claim down in front of his farmhouse doors. I'm not that way inclined though and didn't trust his story to boot. I told him I would leave him some clothes in a urn outside my gates with a little food to keep him going and sent him on his way.

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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby JohnCarver » Mon Feb 15, 2016 4:00 am

A naked person shows up on Valentines day at your door and the best you could come up with was to give them clothing?
ceedat wrote:the overwhelming frustration of these forums and the unnecessarily over complicated game mechanics is what i enjoy about this game most.

Nsuidara wrote:it is a strange and difficult game in no positive way
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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby riolic » Mon Feb 15, 2016 4:08 am

JohnCarver wrote:A naked person shows up on Valentines day at your door and the best you could come up with was to give them clothing?


You should get marp to host a seduction seminar. To re-educate people like Fidgety.
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Re: Valentines Day Lonely Heart

Postby Fidgety » Mon Feb 15, 2016 4:31 am

What exactly do you propose I should have done? A naked man turns up brandishing an axe, I ain't going to invite him in for tea and biscuits.
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