So disappointing

[Procne]

And strippers are quite simply good for morale in all cases.

Salem needs ants. What should ants do in Salem? Ideas?

I believe you answered your own question. Now to figure out how to get them up on the little poles

Impale them

Ant strippers impaled on poles. Only in Salem

[salemwutwut]

if you leave a dead animal too long in the ground = ants

feeding royal jelly to ants = mount or monster?

[Inotdead]

What should ants do in Salem? Ideas?

Quite obviously one should be able to suck on ants' sour butts

[Tulgarath]

What should ants do in Salem? Ideas?

Eat food that is more than X days old?

Or you can create a little mini game complete with leader board for torching ants with a magnifying glass aka makeshift scare crow.

[Tulgarath]

Having random ant mounds spawn in the wilderness could be a nice way to get new inspirations and low level foods into the bug category.

+1 to this too

[ArgentRhapsody]

ant farm inspirational! uses glass and gives lots of flora & fauna/Law&lore/natural philosophy?

also, ant larvae are a delicacy in some places. maybe you could use their larvae as a dish when you dig them up from their mound?

[Claeyt]

My best ideas for Salem came while drunk. And strippers are quite simply good for morale in all cases.

All I see here is solid growth investments by two team members and a whiny programmer who got rejected by the strippers when he told her he liked her heap dumps so now he is complaining about it.

P.S. This reminds me. Salem needs ants. What should ants do in Salem? Ideas?

Ants should attack crops or strip berry bushes or trees of leaves. They should be attacked by bears and porcupines and give 'Queen ants' as inspi's. By rummaging their destroyed nests you should get leaves and dead beetles and grubs.

I seem to remember a pretty close situation to this where a guild or dev's or someone in this game spent a bunch of money on porn stars and strippers to make a promo video for Salem. Hmmm, lets see if I can find it.

Aha, here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvCOGLr0UtA

Still one of the greatest trolls of Jorb and Loftar that there has ever been.

[Dallane]

Still one of the greatest trolls of Jorb and Loftar that there has ever been.

There are much better ones that they did

[Procne]

Ants should be coming while you glutton. The longer gluttony session lasts the more ants spawn. Ants would randomly bite the character for small amount of blood and black bile, give a little insanity or simply steal food from the inventory or reduce its purity (better glutton fast!).

If it ever gets implemented you know who to hate.

[Paradoxyc]

Ants should be coming while you glutton. The longer gluttony session lasts the more ants spawn. Ants would randomly bite the character for small amount of blood and black bile, give a little insanity or simply steal food from the inventory or reduce its purity (better glutton fast!).

If it ever gets implemented you know who to hate.

This should only be if you eat outside. Even then I don't like the whole ants idea to begin with personally