idea for new store item

[Dallane]

so when u have 500 in each bile u want a shop item that once used gains 250 in each bile? sounds like massive troll to me..

i didnt think about it like that hmm

Maybe 10 % ?

How about you gain biles like the rest of us without breaking the game.

[matan002]

Just make some cabbage crumbs

[insiqmeyer]

wow...this is the dumbest idea of 2016 so far

[MaxPlanck]

Lets add a store item where you can scalp yourself and stay alive.

This stops your character from gaining any more biles/proficiencies and cuts all current biles/proficiencies in half every week.

Once your current biles reach less than 5(Starting Biles) He Dies!
For example,
Character is 500 in all Biles.

Week 1 > 250 Biles // Week 2 > 125 // Week 3 > 63 // Week 4 > 32 // Week 5 > 16 // Week 6 > 8 // Week 7 > 4

So in 7 weeks, your character dies from head trauma!
But wait, theres more!

If one of your characters proficiencies reach less than 5 and isn't already dead yet, they become too stupid to open gates on their own!

But wait, if you live for more than 4 weeks without dying or becoming too stupid your character will become immune to crime scents because your character has a plea of insanity that outweighs standard law punishments!


The Pros of this Store Item
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>No one can scalp your character for a spot on the top list!
>After a month you can go crazy with your super high biled character and raid and kill all the little ***** living near you!

The Cons of this Store Item
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>Your characters last remembered biles for character inheritance is all gone! (No one knows who you are anymore after you lost your scalp so they can't follow in your footsteps!)
>Your character freaks out after realizing he scalps himself and attempts to sow the scalp back on with old fibres that have been laying around for who knows how long and the scalp is ruined. You can't submit your own scalp because it got ruined you idiot.
>Disclaimer: You aren't going to be super high biled when you get to raid.
>Becoming insane in real life.

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I read that in Billy Mays voice and damn near laughed myself into a coma

[Darwoth]

[Reviresco]

Marp, get on it.

Has to be simpler than a falcon.

[Dallane]

Marp, get on it.

Has to be simpler than a falcon.

I still have most of my dino riders

[Reviresco]

I still have most of my dino riders

Did you have the battery-operated T-Rex?

[Dallane]

I still have most of my dino riders

Did you have the battery-operated T-Rex?

Not sure if battery operated but i do have a trex. I remember it being COVERED in freakin guns and missiles.