Where is it

[nadde991]

why would i need to play a hundred hours a week when i can just eat all the crybabies like you that are more than willing to fall on the sword to get the animals they wont get otherwise claeyt?

the simple fact is popham was a weak as ***** server with a weak as ***** playerbase, it was intended to be the competitive server but instead all of the ************* retards like you flocked there and could not so much as complete the ark in 8 months, i originally went there to ensure some retard like you did not end up acquiring a "win" from a "meek inheriting the earth" situation thus cheapening the existing statues. now that a representation of the intended playertype is there reaping the rewards that were offered since day one you want to hem and haw and cry about it, when i am back on providence i will finally spend time locating the town you leech out of and kill everyone inside with 200 damage halberd swings.

[Claeyt]

why would i need to play a hundred hours a week when i can just eat all the crybabies like you that are more than willing to fall on the sword to get the animals they wont get otherwise claeyt?

the simple fact is popham was a weak as ***** server with a weak as ***** playerbase, it was intended to be the competitive server but instead all of the ************* retards like you flocked there and could not so much as complete the ark in 8 months, i originally went there to ensure some retard like you did not end up acquiring a "win" from a "meek inheriting the earth" situation thus cheapening the existing statues. now that a representation of the intended playertype is there reaping the rewards that were offered since day one you want to hem and haw and cry about it, when i am back on providence i will finally spend time locating the town you leech out of and kill everyone inside with 200 damage halberd swings.

Well, that would be exciting to see you actually raid with that 2500 stat character. Of course I'm a member of 6 minor towns now and never commit crimes so good luck killing me.

Anyways, I barely played Popham. I went there with friends and gave it a try to help them. They either quit the game altogether or grew discouraged by Popham in general. I tried to follow the broken Witch clues by myself (I still don't know anyone that actually followed them fully and/or didn't become a witch after either randomly finding part of the path in the woods using modded map clients or mass area searching with large groups while mapping. If anybody did, please share the clues and how you solved them now that they've been taken down). But, I did raise up 3 nice characters there by spam studying snowballs before they got nerfed and going to the statue every week. They are all at 100% inheritance and will make nice characters on Providence... so I'm not sorry I played there. I'll probably just wait awhile to buy some animals and put them in my barn that's been sitting empty for so long.

Darwoth always says he's coming after me but never does sort of like his videos and pics. He knows I'm not a threat to him other than stuff like saving Sipo from Darwoth's stream sniping.

IF he does raid with a 2500 stat guy (which would go through my steel walls), his first targets will be the absent KKK and Rustatorium because they actually have characters that can threaten him and they have items he doesn't have.

[Darwoth]

i am also now offering a bounty to anyone on providence that will kill claeyt and bring me the body for verification and beyond the grave witchery purposes, those of you harboring him in your town now have motivation to flush your toilet and rid him from your walls.

1> self preservation, if i have to find him on my own i will assume everyone there was helping to spread the claegue

2> a herd of livestock

3> 100k silver

[JohnCarver]

i am also now offering a bounty to anyone on providence that will kill claeyt and bring me the body for verification and beyond the grave witchery purposes, those of you harboring him in your town now have motivation to flush your toilet and rid him from your walls.

1> self preservation, if i have to find him on my own i will assume everyone there was helping to spread the claegue

2> a herd of livestock

3> 100k silver

[Tulgarath]

Well that wasn't too hard to flush out some drama, now was it?


Everyone had the chance to do the same.

[thedarklore]

Edit:
It would be really bad (for Darwoth) to see post saying "While darwoth was playing with his sasauges we <insertfactionnamehere> got 3rd circle witch and prayed to every statue"

[Claeyt]

i am also now offering a bounty to anyone on providence that will kill claeyt and bring me the body for verification and beyond the grave witchery purposes, those of you harboring him in your town now have motivation to flush your toilet and rid him from your walls.

1> self preservation, if i have to find him on my own i will assume everyone there was helping to spread the claegue

2> a herd of livestock

3> 100k silver

Is this any character of mine or just my little trade alt Belethor?

I have like 5 characters that are mayors with none really having more skills than the next and none of them are named Claeyt.

Can I turn in one of them for the reward myself? Can I turn in my little alt mapper who's actually named Claeyt

i am also now offering a bounty to anyone on providence that will kill claeyt and bring me the body for verification and beyond the grave witchery purposes, those of you harboring him in your town now have motivation to flush your toilet and rid him from your walls.

1> self preservation, if i have to find him on my own i will assume everyone there was helping to spread the claegue

2> a herd of livestock

3> 100k silver

I know, right?

I feel like I could probably give him all my characters on all my accounts and still make a profit on this deal.

[Darwoth]

Edit:
It would be really bad (for Darwoth) to see post saying "While darwoth was playing with his sasauges we <insertfactionnamehere> got 3rd circle witch and prayed to every statue"

that would indeed suck.

however it is not likely, other than the fact i have already killed the majority of the server and developed towns by now there is still.....

1> the 666 perennial philosophy requirement and numerous rare drops from **** like furfurs and darkenbears to acquire said witch.

2> i also have towns encircling several of the statues and have already hit all but 1 which i can tag anytime i think there is a threat of loss (such as a statue town being breached)

3> have fighters parked at each and check them regularly for threats/cannons.

4> numerous scouts remapping the entire server looking for any towns we missed each day.


all the more reason for folks to submit their blood sacrifice at the registration office now, because if you are killed in the field you will be eaten anyway but it wont count and you wont get credit/animals on providence.

[JohnCarver]

I feel like I could probably give him all my characters on all my accounts and still make a profit on this deal.

I double dog dare you.

[jakhollin]

Seems like there may be a lot of people playing. Wheres Claeyt the deluxe addition soon.