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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby Icon » Fri Jan 15, 2016 10:48 pm

someones not getting any ¦]
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby TotalyMeow » Fri Jan 15, 2016 11:36 pm

All of you need to get out of the house more.
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby Goodman12 » Sat Jan 16, 2016 1:00 am

salemwutwut wrote:Only married pilgrims can engage in this act

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby matan002 » Sat Jan 16, 2016 2:01 am

Yes please!
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby Icon » Sat Jan 16, 2016 2:24 am

TotalyMeow wrote:All of you need to get out of the house more.


Negative, I act like this in public too
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby belgear » Sun Jan 17, 2016 12:34 pm

I will be installing a brothel outside of limer's port to compete with icon's. Belgear's bargain *****. (Endorsed by the KBB)
(***** is a unisex term in this case. We are equal opportunity over here at BBB. If you wish to apply, we will always be looking for good help. We have a great benefits package!)
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby Icon » Sun Jan 17, 2016 3:25 pm

I think we need to merge those ideas into 1 IRL idea... We need to go to Vegas and open a discount brothel. We can call it "The Thrift Swat" or "Hoodwill" I'm still working out the name, but we can rent discount "irregular" hookers. You know like missing a foot, or hair, or her ******** is an outtie, whatever.. I think we'll be rich within a year
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby belgear » Mon Jan 18, 2016 12:44 am

Icon wrote:I think we need to merge those ideas into 1 IRL idea... We need to go to Vegas and open a discount brothel. We can call it "The Thrift Swat" or "Hoodwill" I'm still working out the name, but we can rent discount "irregular" hookers. You know like missing a foot, or hair, or her ******** is an outtie, whatever.. I think we'll be rich within a year
what we do is charge more for those and label it "fetish" or "specialty." God now I have to make more hooker alts and eye for an eye em. (1 for every hairstyle and color. We like variety here over at BBB)
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby belgear » Mon Jan 18, 2016 12:45 am

Oh **** I mean "recruit more"
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby MarpTarpton » Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:44 am

Absolutely not. Locked.
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