New Action: Intercourse

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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby Argentis » Fri Jan 15, 2016 1:28 pm

Synnestry wrote:
HolyLight wrote:
Necrobane wrote:what about animations? ¦]


Something like itching but laying down on the bed.

Skill required : Fornication
Any Disease you have is directly passed onto the person you fornicate with, it also increases their madness level(If you force it).


That's it, I am hiding in my house from now on anytime you are online.


We have the key to your house :twisted:
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby Kandarim » Fri Jan 15, 2016 4:40 pm

i'm actually just applauding JC's self control, not to have responded here yet.
I have neither the crayons nor the time to explain it to you.
JC wrote:I'm not fully committed to being wrong on that yet.
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby Procne » Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:06 pm

Kandarim wrote:i'm actually just applauding JC's self control, not to have responded here yet.

That's because he doesn't know what's that. And Marp is not brave enough to explain it to JC how did his child came to be. Officially a stork brought it. No, it doesn't matter that there are no storks in US.
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby Kandarim » Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:43 pm

don't you guys have a story about cabbage or something?
I always thought that seemed so much more likely than storks.
I have neither the crayons nor the time to explain it to you.
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby Icon » Fri Jan 15, 2016 5:49 pm

First of all, in the US babies come from Budweiser, second, the only reason JC hasnt responded yet is because he's coding it in right now. Third and most important, if this gets added, I will return to game and be offering Icons Asian happy fountain pleasure spa. Prices to be discussed behind closed townhouse door..
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby salemwutwut » Fri Jan 15, 2016 6:25 pm

Only married pilgrims can engage in this act, maybe witches can break the rule, but that would give them a baby demon and way too much power.
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby Icon » Fri Jan 15, 2016 6:36 pm

salemwutwut wrote:Only married pilgrims can engage in this act


never been married before, huh?
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby Argentis » Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:33 pm

Icon wrote:
salemwutwut wrote:Only married pilgrims can engage in this act


never been married before, huh?


Lol Married Pilgrims should actually not be able to have intercourse with their spouse. Every time they try the wife get headaches ¦]
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby honeymilk » Fri Jan 15, 2016 8:05 pm

Argentis wrote:
Icon wrote:
salemwutwut wrote:Only married pilgrims can engage in this act


never been married before, huh?


Lol Married Pilgrims should actually not be able to have intercourse with their spouse. Every time they try the wife get headaches ¦]


That is so not true. Its not every time, just like... ok ok, but science say its a real thing ¦]
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Re: New Action: Intercourse

Postby Goodman12 » Fri Jan 15, 2016 10:26 pm

Stupid idea
Riolic wrote:The only reason raids still happen is because Goodman is a stubborn *******.
The rest are just vets pk'ing newbs
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