Gifts

[gorniksam]

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Addicted to spell check... sometimes it doesn't help.

Yeaa, i know it. But this time its look just funny :3

[Ciego]

Oy ast ul Sally, as she is the one in our lih'le family what got the words to put on a paper. to ast shanty-claws for some swag. But oy found the paper, wi only two loines, on the floor beneath 'er open besotted 'and, as she was in 'er cups th' ither noight. The post officer said we 'ad packages, and they was a cape and a pair of short pants, that we ul can take turns a'wearin.
I first ast ul Sally, never thinkin a' me'self, for to ast ul shanty-claws for some silver, for a doctor's operation for lih'le Timmy. It seems as each time his leg is broken, it straightens and 'eels up. A doctor toll to us that 'ee could operate, an set Timmy's leg out sideways, so Timmy could get back to work by the front gate, a' beggin an collectin coin. I only wanted enough silver to give the doctor, and a small sum fer me trouble.
To end my words, I have a cape for sale, and you can come to beggar's quarter, and talk to whichever of us is wearin the green short pants, which'd be me the first day after the monthly wash.
Yers truly, in this yer of ur savior, ul Say-go.

[MarpTarpton]

Some people asked for some really interesting things like teleports and terraforming. Others asked for material goods to be traded away. Still others STOCKED SANTA due to an inconveniently timed glitch and proceeded to whip and infect him nearly to death. But otherwise Santa was happy to bring such joy. However, he is carefully considering avoiding the New World next year.

[Heffernan]

Some people asked for some really interesting things like teleports and terraforming. Others asked for material goods to be traded away. Still others STOCKED SANTA due to an inconveniently timed glitch and proceeded to whip and infect him nearly to death. But otherwise Santa was happy to bring such joy. However, he is carefully considering avoiding the New World next year.

Santa seems to have learned that Providence and the worlds of salem is a harsh place with consequences, but atleast i unstocked him wasting 2k of my own cash, maybe hell remembers it next year

[Kandarim]

i bet there's someone that asked for a raiding nerf.
i was too lazy (and regretting it) to send santa a note.
Did get a bunch of nice presents, though.

Still others STOCKED SANTA.

it seems santa was on the naughty list.

[riolic]

i bet there's someone that asked for a raiding nerf.
i was too lazy (and regretting it) to send santa a note.
Did get a bunch of nice presents, though.

I can assure you there was at least one who asked for a defense nerf, and socks. Pity only one of these came to fruition.

[Kandarim]

and gay love.
don't forget the gay love.

[grapefruitv]

Due to unclear nature of the things we are allowed to wish for, I kept it humble and asked for an item (though I found out that it is much more rare than I thought it is later), not being sure if I will get even this one or is it too much. If we'd do that all over again I would probably ask for few tiles of sand in my town or a fancy fence around my cemetery, same as the one in Providence, I also really like Juda's tree and other things of the sort. Doesn't make me like my present any less though and I am happy to have it, so thanks again Santa Marp.

[Kandarim]

i'd have asked for a kick-ass moat filled with pitch and the blood of a thousand onion-eating puppies.

[er-queent8r]

Some people asked for some really interesting things like teleports and terraforming. Others asked for material goods to be traded away. Still others STOCKED SANTA due to an inconveniently timed glitch and proceeded to whip and infect him nearly to death. But otherwise Santa was happy to bring such joy. However, he is carefully considering avoiding the New World next year.

This is why we can't have nice things in Salem.