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'Murica!
by AcidSpiral » Mon Nov 23, 2015 9:27 pm
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Re: 'Murica!
by Trismegistus » Mon Nov 23, 2015 9:50 pm
First off, Darwin Award nominee certainly, although I think you're supposed to die for that. He's worse at Darwin than he is at beer theft.
My favorite part of the video was near the end when the reporter, after mentioning the injured leg, said, "They said nothing else was damaged during the chase." I laughed to myself that surely someone somewhere will think to themselves, "But those poor bushes and weeds got run over by that big truck."
My favorite part of the video was near the end when the reporter, after mentioning the injured leg, said, "They said nothing else was damaged during the chase." I laughed to myself that surely someone somewhere will think to themselves, "But those poor bushes and weeds got run over by that big truck."
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Re: 'Murica!
by AcidSpiral » Mon Nov 23, 2015 10:11 pm
Steal beer and go to Bojangles for some chicken. It's the balanced way to begin your day!
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Re: 'Murica!
by Hose » Mon Nov 23, 2015 10:44 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M MURRICCCAAA ***** YEAAAAAHA
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Re: 'Murica!
by jakhollin » Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:23 pm
Figured he would have been a fan of Miller beers not Coors.. Besides obviously this man is not a true Georgian or American as Bud light should have been his go to beer not coors. Plus that is Ga would have been better off with other efforts like helping load a sweetwater truck and getting free beer...
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Re: 'Murica!
by Rubberduckbandit » Tue Nov 24, 2015 5:41 pm
jakhollin wrote:Figured he would have been a fan of Miller beers not Coors.. Besides obviously this man is not a true Georgian or American as Bud light should have been his go to beer not coors. Plus that is Ga would have been better off with other efforts like helping load a sweetwater truck and getting free beer...
Who invented light beer? It's literally piss water, I'm not picky with beverages at a bbq, i'll drink it if it's there, but it still tastes like watered down piss.
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Re: 'Murica!
by jakhollin » Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:15 pm
Rubberduckbandit wrote:jakhollin wrote:Figured he would have been a fan of Miller beers not Coors.. Besides obviously this man is not a true Georgian or American as Bud light should have been his go to beer not coors. Plus that is Ga would have been better off with other efforts like helping load a sweetwater truck and getting free beer...
Who invented light beer? It's literally **** water, I'm not picky with beverages at a bbq, i'll drink it if it's there, but it still tastes like watered down ****.
Because you are doing it wrong it works best when you have a bud light in one hand and a jagermeister in the other.
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Re: 'Murica!
by Dallane » Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:28 pm
If you want to get technical they would prolly have a PBR or a natie light depending on the location.
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Re: 'Murica!
by jakhollin » Tue Nov 24, 2015 9:23 pm
Dallane wrote:If you want to get technical they would prolly have a PBR or a natie light depending on the location.
PBR has fallen out of hillbilly favor. That is a hipster beer now.
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