ToorimaKun's insanity meter Bubble Tea solution.

[Hose]

"I just met this guy at the strip club and we really hit it off... but he is really jealous type so im going to have to block you... i really do like you tho... you will make some lucky girl really happy."

AKA "Leave me the ***** alone you creep. I dont know how you got my ***** number but if you dont stop texting me I will call the police"

[Dallane]

Or maybe they just want to know a little bit about what kind of person you are before jumping right into the cybersex. :/

these are girls that live in the same city as me...
and i have tried the whole texting for a while thing... and half the time 6 months later i find out they had a boyfriend the whole time... but he was deployed so they just wanted some one to text because they couldn't text their military boyfriend.

the other half the time i get:
"you are a really nice guy and you will make some really lucky girl really happy some day... just not me"
"you are just too good of a guy... i am damaged and you deserve some one better then me."
"you are just too nice... you're like the brother i never had... i would love for us to still be friends"
"I just met this guy at the strip club and we really hit it off... but he is really jealous type so im going to have to block you... i really do like you tho... you will make some lucky girl really happy."
"can you loan me some money?... like $300"

blah blah blah...... at this point im sick of investing months in to texting some one that lives like 5 minutes away.... you can't really get to know any one online/texting any way... people are different in real life.

Stop being the nice guy and alpha up. Doesn't mean you have to be a ***** to them but you should prolly man up if everyone is calling you the nice guy.

[An_Infinity_of_War]

Stop being the beta-cuck guy and alpha up. Doesn't mean you have to be a ***** to them but you should prolly man up if everyone is calling you the beta-cuck.

Fix'd it for ya'.

[Darwoth]

sounds to me like the problem is you are a giant ***** irl like on the salem forums, girls do not like "sensitive" men they want an alpha, but beyond that they also want someone with a sense of humor, is fit, does not look like a slob and whom has a strong opinion on things other than tobacco in salem that will in turn tell them what their opinion needs to be.

additionally if you are under the age of 25 prepare to get looked right past the majority of the time, nobody likes an akward young dork male including the females in the same age range.

also westernized asian women are some of the most petty squabbly and vain cunts i have ever met, if you have a fetish for asians you better find one at the source or fresh off the boat before they are ruined by western society and lose the traits that make them attractive to begin with (unless you just want to ***** a 90 pound chick that looks like an anime cartoon)

furthermore i am going to go out on a limb and guess that you are a virgin with very little world experience, as such you should go spend a weekend by yourself in a slummy area of a place like costa rica or thailand and bang ***** for a few days. the combination of experience with the confidence of getting along in a strange place by yourself will make you less of a ***** in general not just while begging for attention from online fat women posting their high school photos on the internet

[er-queent8r]

sounds to me like the problem is you are a giant ***** irl like on the salem forums, girls do not like "sensitive" men they want an alpha, but beyond that they also want someone with a sense of humor, is fit, does not look like a slob and whom has a strong opinion on things other than tobacco in salem that will in turn tell them what their opinion needs to be.

additionally if you are under the age of 25 prepare to get looked right past the majority of the time, nobody likes an akward young dork male including the females in the same age range.

also westernized asian women are some of the most petty squabbly and vain cunts i have ever met, if you have a fetish for asians you better find one at the source or fresh off the boat before they are ruined by western society and lose the traits that make them attractive to begin with (unless you just want to ***** a 90 pound chick that looks like an anime cartoon)

furthermore i am going to go out on a limb and guess that you are a virgin with very little world experience, as such you should go spend a weekend by yourself in a slummy area of a place like costa rica or thailand and bang ***** for a few days. the combination of experience with the confidence of getting along in a strange place by yourself will make you less of a ***** in general not just while begging for attention from online fat women posting their high school photos on the internet

Well that about sums it up

[Judaism]

When I would be you, I would take Darwoth his advice very serious and end up just like that turd.

Trust me, he's sharing outdated **** which only works on the generation of your grandmother, alpha this and alpha that.

Your fetish is very strange, why did you want to share that **** with people. Shut up, you aint special and you are a complete idiot probaly far below average. Your only shot indeed would be Thailand, surely some transgender would suit you.

[Darwoth]

judaism has a wealth of experience on courting the opposite sex given his age of 17 and lack of a single girlfriend, this is why he spends his birthday sitting next to a salem poop claim for 18 hours.

i on the other hand aside from my own experiences have numerous other folks with their own real world experience including women agreeing with me.

[Judaism]

this is why he spends his birthday sitting next to a salem poop claim for 18 hours.

Just sush, just because I checked for a couple minutes at around 1AM doesn't say anything. I do recall a busy day in the afternoon for me, finished it up with a dinner for 20ish people (friends and relatives) in the evening at a sushi bar.

About my age, you are quite wrong there once again, I am not 17 anymore, those were good days man with little stress.

Surely you know better than myself in what kind of relationships I have or have not been in, all knowing Darwoth.

I do not profound myself as a some fancy guy, unlike you.

I am very happy that I have found out the truth about you, a ***** with very little to be jealous at. (Haha, rather someone nightmare)

[IrvingReturns]

Just when i thought something would bring Darwoth and Juda together... get back to insulting Tool please. It is fun seeing all the trolling XD

[Darwoth]

i have no idea what your trying to worship me about now nor care if your 17 or 20 your still a retard that knows nothing of which you speak, the level of experience with the opposite sex i stated was what you told me last year during another such random and pointless interjection of yours where you had nothing of substance to add. you spent all day long on your birthday actively watchjing the screen, which is why every hour or so when i came by to spam click the gate you immediately snapped to attention and people started logging in

in fact you were posting about the situation all throughout the day on this forum while dallane made fun of you over it.

i am sorry that you do not like the idea that women generally prefer the traits in a partner i stated since you do not have any of them, at least you can come out of the closet easier than ever nowadays.

and when have i EVER portrayed myself as "fancy" (whatever the ***** that means) pretty sure i have embraced and quite fond of my redneck background which is a lot of things, but "fancy" not among them.

is it really difficult to comprehend that women tend to want what i outlined instead of some guy that will sit quietly by text messaging for months or are you just seeking my attention again?