ToorimaKun's insanity meter Bubble Tea solution.

[Hose]

Gib me my waifu plz

[An_Infinity_of_War]

:oops:

No Kiia/ToorimaKun tho. I was hoping we'd get an Asian wife comment or two out of him here.

He was asked to not do that anymore

Please don't bait people into bad situations

[ToorimaKun]

sorry i was busy talking to a girl on a dating site the last few days....
again just a bored white girl wanting a texting buddy tho..... *SIGH*...... you would think these girls have never heard of facebook before. >.>

[HolyLight]

The amount of cocktease on the internet is real.

[TotalyMeow]

Or maybe they just want to know a little bit about what kind of person you are before jumping right into the cybersex. :/

[er-queent8r]

sorry i was busy talking to a girl on a dating site the last few days....
again just a bored white girl wanting a texting buddy tho..... *SIGH*...... you would think these girls have never heard of facebook before. >.>

Tool why don't you just go to Asia then you will have your pick. Now I know why the game is so hard for you. You can't think.

[Hose]

He should come to germany, lots of asian "girls" are waiting for him

[MagicManICT]

The amount of cocktease on the internet is real.

And don't forget catfishing!

Or maybe they just want to know a little bit about what kind of person you are before jumping right into the cybersex. :/

OMG!! Most women don't think like men? Really? My pick-up expert has been lying to me!! I want a refund!

[An_Infinity_of_War]

OMG!! Most women don't think like men? Really? My pick-up expert has been lying to me!! I want a refund!

God damn it I knew it! ***** has been lying to me this entire time! That explains why this only works on men for quickies! Damn it!

Excuse me while I find someone to replace *****.

[ToorimaKun]

Or maybe they just want to know a little bit about what kind of person you are before jumping right into the cybersex. :/

these are girls that live in the same city as me...
and i have tried the whole texting for a while thing... and half the time 6 months later i find out they had a boyfriend the whole time... but he was deployed so they just wanted some one to text because they couldn't text their military boyfriend.

the other half the time i get:
"you are a really nice guy and you will make some really lucky girl really happy some day... just not me"
"you are just too good of a guy... i am damaged and you deserve some one better then me."
"you are just too nice... you're like the brother i never had... i would love for us to still be friends"
"I just met this guy at the strip club and we really hit it off... but he is really jealous type so im going to have to block you... i really do like you tho... you will make some lucky girl really happy."
"can you loan me some money?... like $300"

blah blah blah...... at this point im sick of investing months in to texting some one that lives like 5 minutes away.... you can't really get to know any one online/texting any way... people are different in real life.