The Raid on the Jewel.

[HolyLight]

I need to bring a sword to a fight vs a player who can only punch

Well whatever it was you were trying to shoot me with as i punched you.

You Even turned on guard mode.

So shameful.

For the record, i could have easily escaped with the woodchopper alt, however you failed to mention that, yet i stayed and bashed on the TBF, then put up my fists after you engaged me in combat. As you forgot to mention i couldnt even attack you first.

LOL

[Darwoth]

of course i went into guard mode, what else would i do? turn on sprint?

everything else you have said is pure nonsense, you boxed yourself in and went down in less than 8 seconds AFTER i got done laughing at you for a good 20 seconds while you tried to get out and flailed your girly arms on me, if you need to tell yourself that going into a combat stance when engaging in combat is some kind of concession then whatever floats your boat

and apparently it is MY fault that ***** here did not listen to myself and others who have been saying SINCE THE COMBAT PATCH that swords are where its at did not listen and instead decided to follow their typical cheesebag punch/uppercut/imbalance spamming dock club garbage

[RobertoKarlos]

If both want to fight so bad why dont you go to the docks?

[HolyLight]

of course i went into guard mode, what else would i do? turn on sprint?

everything else you have said is pure nonsense, you boxed yourself in and went down in less than 8 seconds, if you need to tell yourself that going into a combat stance when engaging in combat is some kind of concession then whatever floats your boat

You turned up, started laughing. I walked outside Could have run off in that instance, decided ***** it, walked back inside and continued bashing on the TBC.

Again you are totally full of **** and telling half truths. Yes i was boxed in, i decided to stay and fight.

Guess its like them times you screwed me over in the past.

and apparently it is MY fault that ***** here did not listen to myself and others who have been saying SINCE THE COMBAT PATCH that swords are where its at did not listen and instead decided to follow their typical cheesebag punch/uppercut/imbalance spamming dock club garbage

The Character couldnt even use a sword you dumb *****.

What part of Wood cutter didnt you ever understand?

[Darwoth]

what the ***** are you talking about?

i logged in, saw you, started laughing at you, killed you effortlessly, laughed about it.

in comparison you have done nothing but make yourself look like a complete moron as the excuses get more ridiculous.

1> ill fight on my MAIN UNLESS HE BUILDS A DONUT

2> i leave the first waste claim with no dunut

3> you destroy it on not your "alt" but someone elses

4> i build a donut

5> you cry

6> you get killed

7> you cry, and make up conspiracies about my island

8> i make a comic strip to laugh at you some more

9> you cry, then proceed to make up more **** and say you "only had a puncher" and i suck because i had a sword, when the reason is because YOU ******* DOCK CLUB STUN/UPPERCUT NEWBS THINK YOU KNOW HOW TO PVP BUT DONT and CHOSE to not bring a sword

[HolyLight]

*yawn*

I will NOT Leave summonable scents so you can effortlessly summon kill me why im offline, Risking my Main why you risk nothing but an alt.

Same old dog, same boring old tricks.

PS: I never even partook in dockclub ever, and only watched the Event ONCE were the frogs were dropped, causing the crash.

Same old Darwoth spewing forth the same old made up *****.

Remember that time you **** on me, when i was in the candy gang?

Oh wait

[Darwoth]

OH GOD IT NEVER STOPS

to the uninformed:


for months every weekend the retarded warcraft kids like leelee here fight at the dock club using halberds and unarmed fighters because they think that is superior, myself and dallane among a few others have been telling these idiots on the idea forums that sword is the best weapon for people who do not suck, we are rebuked by dock club know it alls. leetard and folks like him "know" they are right and people who engage in combat and do leave scents are full of ****, so predictably leetard brings an unarmed fighter of equal strength and tries to pull the stunlock ***** on me getting himself killed in embarassing fashion.

that is why he is so butthurt that i went into guard mode (half damage) and spammed laugh at him while he whiffed away like a little girl trying to build my imbalance

[HolyLight]

OH GOD IT NEVER STOPS

to the uninformed:

Lee never took part in any dockclub events or event watched people fight in them. As normal im making up **** in my 24/7 nolifer mode on salem to make myself look badass to everyone. If you ask anyone who knew Lee they will confirm he never went to any Dockclub event, I even personally know he never went. He brings a wood cutter who cannot swing a sword to bash down a TBF i have encased in a crappy doughnut because im a 1 trick newby. I proceed to kill the unarmed wood cutter, and proclaim im the hero of salem.

Sorry for wasting your time

Fixed for you

[Darwoth]

*yawn*

I will NOT Leave summonable scents so you can effortlessly summon kill me why im offline, Risking my Main why you risk nothing but an alt.

Same old dog, same boring old tricks.

PS: I never even partook in dockclub ever, and only watched the Event ONCE were the frogs were dropped, causing the crash.

Same old Darwoth spewing forth the same old made up *****.

Remember that time you **** on me, when i was in the candy gang?

Oh wait

actually you were a complete nonfactor then just like now, so other than killing your character (the 80 statter alt and later the 300ish) and stealing you town with the two chests of 98% lead humus that allowed me to quickly make the character i killed all your friends with you were little more than a speedbump.


just like now you hemmed and hawed and screamed "nuh uh" "but but but" and "thats *****!" , by all means continue.

[HolyLight]

Making up more ***** to sound like a ***** hero

You never, and i repete NEVER killed any character of mine why i was actively playing

If you summon killed any of my character weeks/months after i took a break, i never even noticed as i never logged into them prior to the roanoak wipe after i left.

Again full of ****.