MM Episode III Feat. The Late Jordan Coles

[staxjax]

Yeah, nice proof...screenshotting your own cereal after you told me ingame that lead is the only 100% cereals you do have.

Go eat more mushroom pies with your braves.

[Dallane]

Then it is poorly managed town!

If that is true you need to learn how to mange rookies and permissions in town of that size...
when open beta starts you may join as rookie and I will explain those things as simple as I can

Might want to learn how to manage things yourself. I like how you put that coalition together and did nothing. If you guys would of shown up the day you were suppose to that would of been the same walls you were goign to go through.

[jwhitehorn]

Guys I hate to be the one to put a stop to such a fun conversation but if you guys are going to be the new keepers of the Reservation you need to make sure that emphasis always stays on Education and Enlightenment. Knowledge is power and with noobs piling into the NE of your base by the hour I feel you should focus your energies on teaching instead of trolling. So with that being said lets begin shall we:

StaxJax Reservation 2.0
P-Claims 101


Diagram A1.1

Please refer to Diagram A1.1 for this lecture.

HV Claims:
Make sure to place your HV claim with absolutely NO OTHER CLAIMS AROUND IT. Also don't bother making the HV claim one large claim that you would then have full control over as. It is much more fun to try to squeeze and fit a bunch of claims around it. Remember the fun you had playing tetris? Sure you always lose at the end but its fun to see how many odd shaped claims you can stack to make one complete row before you get the inevitable GAME OVER.

Noob P-Claim:
Of course it is very important that you give a neighboring and adjacent claim that hinges on all future expansion a location directly next to your interior courtyard. This should be given to the player who you have recently recruited and preferably somebody who could leave at any moment. Salem is all about the unexpected and nothing says unexpected like a giant useless undefended claim in the middle of your base.

No Claims Below it:
For the claims south of that make sure to just leave them completely unclaimed. Be sure to build stuff on that so the MM-Tribe can place a claim in range and take your fields, hovel, and other things with the simple click of a button. Then observe as the MM Tribe does not push their claim over your unclaimed land but instead leaves a small claimstone there as a reminder of how your base stands simply because they allow it.

MM-Tribe Wing
Make sure to build a Giant mountain in the NE quandrant of your base that the MM Tribe can completely claim over and make their new Reservation in. Not everybody can help the general public like the Tribe so donating wings of your bases to their causes goes a long way. For just a little bit of flatened Real Estate you too can make a difference.

Conclusion
Well that is it for today's class. I would like to thank our demonstration donar StaxJax for providing the class with excellent examples of what not to do when building a base. May the shipwreck of his town be a reminder to all and may the Reservation 2.0 be your lighthouse to learn exactly how not to build a base.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[darnokpl]

Then it is poorly managed town!

If that is true you need to learn how to mange rookies and permissions in town of that size...
when open beta starts you may join as rookie and I will explain those things as simple as I can

Might want to learn how to manage things yourself. I like how you put that coalition together and did nothing. If you guys would of shown up the day you were suppose to that would of been the same walls you were goign to go through.

Since I knew that you know about that day explains why we didn't show up?
You assume that all informations you have from me are true and you think that after so loooong time since our IRC talk (few days after my dead)
and your statement about your spy I haven't found him and does not filter the information that he receives?

[staxjax]

Just make sure you claim your whole base under village claim, and its good...unfortunately for us, the new part that JordanColes was building was not under village claim yet. Gonna cost a lot of money to get rid of the reservation now :/

[colesie]

I'm back to half of where I was before my death already

[Ornery]

You'll pass the cheef's humours soon.

[jwhitehorn]

I'm back to half of where I was before my death already

You have built half a mountain?

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Dallane]

I'm back to half of where I was before my death already

You have built half a mountain?

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

and then some

[jwhitehorn]

UPDATE:

MushiBag refused to become our faculty member in exchange for Jordan's mountain back.



As a result I had to create a class imprompto!

StaxJax Reservation 2.0
Destroying Objects 101

The class was extremely successful as the noobs eventually joined in and took part in destroying all the crosses of saint george that Gallow Hills attempted to put up to eminent domain our mountain.





CONGRATULATIONS Destroying Class of 2012! YOU MADE IT!

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe