Popham is back. No issues, no loss.
Unfortunately I was deep in the Congo when it happened with a small pack of Gorrillas attempting to get them to accept me as one of their pack. We were sitting in a thicket and I was eating a banana when my phone chirped that the server went down. The Alpha Silverback, never hearing my Server-Down Ringtone of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY before, immediately looked at me and began pounding his chest trying to challenge me for leadership of the group. I attempted to communicate through a series of nasal grunts that I had no intention of challenging him at all and that the noise he heard was coming from my phone. He instead took the phone from me, broke it, and banished me from the group.
It was a several hour hike back to the nearest village where a small child pedal'd on a bike just long enough for the terminal to allow me to connect to the server and patch the fix.
In conclusion, the server is back up and weeks of my studies were ruined as a result. I was hoping to take this experience home with me and use my new-found ability to communicate with lesser primates to build a better bridge and relationship between myself and Claeyt.
That is all,
John Carver