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Re: Server down?

Postby lachlaan » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:59 pm

alphasneo wrote:damn, this crash is taking a while....... is everything ok?


I'm sure it's fine. It's likely a matter of John being thirsty from all his fun vacation activities, and as such letting us refill his tear cup to appropriate levels so he can stay hydrated for all the fun sports ! xD
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Re: Server down?

Postby JohnCarver » Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:41 pm

Popham is back. No issues, no loss.

Unfortunately I was deep in the Congo when it happened with a small pack of Gorrillas attempting to get them to accept me as one of their pack. We were sitting in a thicket and I was eating a banana when my phone chirped that the server went down. The Alpha Silverback, never hearing my Server-Down Ringtone of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY before, immediately looked at me and began pounding his chest trying to challenge me for leadership of the group. I attempted to communicate through a series of nasal grunts that I had no intention of challenging him at all and that the noise he heard was coming from my phone. He instead took the phone from me, broke it, and banished me from the group.

It was a several hour hike back to the nearest village where a small child pedal'd on a bike just long enough for the terminal to allow me to connect to the server and patch the fix.

In conclusion, the server is back up and weeks of my studies were ruined as a result. I was hoping to take this experience home with me and use my new-found ability to communicate with lesser primates to build a better bridge and relationship between myself and Claeyt.

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Re: Server down?

Postby QContinuum » Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:31 pm

Lol.
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Re: Server down?

Postby Radiance » Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:45 am

Awesome excuse, we accept it, this time :)
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Re: Server down?

Postby Dallane » Thu Jul 16, 2015 4:53 am

JohnCarver wrote:Unfortunately I was deep in the Congo when it happened with a small pack of Gorrillas attempting to get them to accept me as one of their pack.


Should take lessons from Amy

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Re: Server down?

Postby Lusewing » Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:23 am

Troop, JC, a group of Apes are called a 'troop'.
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Re: Server down?

Postby Thor » Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:34 am

Popham crashed
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Re: Server down?

Postby imrielle » Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:39 am

Popham really doesn't like me playing on it. :cry:
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Re: Server down?

Postby lachlaan » Thu Jul 16, 2015 10:40 am

And I just got back home xD Ah well, maybe in a few hours when I'm back again the troop* of gorillas will allow JC to return to the village, and little N'dwago will pedal with all his might to get JC online to fix the crash!
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Re: Server down?

Postby tack » Thu Jul 16, 2015 10:57 am

JC are you sure that it wasnt your phone that **** him but that he realised who you are and he was just buthurt because of a pvp loss on the game and blames you for it :D :D :D :D
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