CAKE: Sweet Justice

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Re: CAKE: Sweet Justice

Postby SpaceCake » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:32 pm

Today I felt the need to bring some real justice after all this 'U mad!' derailing.

So I went out looking and found this newb-base with a few scents
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I tracked it all the way on a mountain far away in the northern darkness, I heard whispering voices telling me I'm close, and I need to kill them all.
I recognized the voice, It reminded me of an ancient long forgotten tribe, so I kept on chasing it, deeper & deeper in the darkness, higher & higher in the mountain.

I ended up at a town with the darkest name of the darkest names, Hawaii !
Perpetrator's Claim pointing inside, But the perpetrator himself is online just north of this settlement, so I keep going.
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Soon I noticed a guy with his hands half inside a Beaver, ready to tear out it's guts, I couldn't watch it anymore, so I rushed in and spanked this person, he tried to flee but my swift legs snared him & soon enough he went face down.
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All I had to do was penetrate that pointy scent right into his....
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Not a good scalpscore but good enough for 2.50$ credit at Popham's Finest Goods,
A nice hat crafted by the Almighty Biddas himself & enough information to know that the ancient tribe still lives, even on Popham.
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Soon enough Milady "Jenny" and The Ghost of Sir "Biddas" attempted a fight & started chasing me, being in a very unknown mountainy area & the chance that "Neiro II" would join the chase I had to bail out.

This might be a disappointing post, but JUSTICE nevertheless !!!
The CAKE is not a lie !!
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Re: CAKE: Sweet Justice

Postby Hose » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:34 pm

ayyyy scrubbers got dunked
My dog walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an arrogant gender-assuming bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender bestial sexist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.
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Re: CAKE: Sweet Justice

Postby Brego » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:43 pm

i'm not a tribe ,you're ***** retard
keep running coward
you remind me dudaism and laliah who are probably hiding behind this alts accounts
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Re: CAKE: Sweet Justice

Postby Heffernan » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:50 pm

Hose wrote:ayyyy scrubbers got dunked


have you... ever done something relevant to popham?
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Re: CAKE: Sweet Justice

Postby Hose » Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:54 pm

Heffernan wrote:
Hose wrote:ayyyy scrubbers got dunked


have you... ever done something relevant to popham?

yes, i spawned a char
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Re: CAKE: Sweet Justice

Postby Irving » Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:19 pm

Awww I didnt know I was a tribe member XD. That kill was bad on my part since I was butchering and minimized the game to do some work. Well good kill man. I will see you some other time., hopefully Im not afk again lol
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Re: CAKE: Sweet Justice

Postby Binks » Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:30 pm

Heffernan wrote:
Hose wrote:ayyyy scrubbers got dunked


have you... ever done something relevant to popham?

Have you ever done anything relevant ever?
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Re: CAKE: Sweet Justice

Postby Heffernan » Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:32 pm

Binks wrote:
Heffernan wrote:
Hose wrote:ayyyy scrubbers got dunked


have you... ever done something relevant to popham?

Have you ever done anything relevant ever?


have you?
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Re: CAKE: Sweet Justice

Postby Binks » Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:46 pm

Heffernan wrote:have you?


I have a statue in the game for a reason. Back to my question though.
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Re: CAKE: Sweet Justice

Postby SpaceCake » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:08 am

Irving wrote:Awww I didnt know I was a tribe member XD.

Brego wrote:i'm not a tribe ,you're ***** retard


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The CAKE is not a lie !!
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