The Baker has smiled upon us this Everbloom! For our diligent work in his name he has seen it fit to bless us with the Statue of Frugality.
It only makes sense, right?
"Oh great some assholes have claimed around the best statue. We are never going to get to use that thing!!!
" is what you might be thinking. Maybe even "I'm Full & Fed up with the big guy always getting the nice things and never sharing!! " crossed your mind. If we were some terrorist assholes with mommy issues such may be the case, but as it stands we are not! We are Cakes - Cakes crafted by The Baker himself. The Baker wants nothing more for you than you being able to consume more delicious food. As The Baker's decadent hands we shall seize the moment to give back to him! We shall let you use the statue. Under these conditions:
Access to the statue shall be controlled by means of a raffle like system known as a Cake Walk. Entry in to the raffle is but a low price of 2 glass panes (or 700 silver) Number of winners is entirely dependent on the number of entrants.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cakewalk_(carnival_game) for more rules and regulations.
CakeWalks will be held on Wednesday (to the less fortunate and ignorant, Bakersday to the enlightened) at 5PM PST. CakeWalks occur around the Statue of Frugality.
Baker knead us,
CornCake
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