Why not make turkey meat divisible into shreds? Wiki doesn't say it can be as of right now and I've found no way to do it.
I'm not asking to make turkey steak or something, just that one turkey breast should split into two meat shreds or something.
In some cases that'd be better than just composting the turkey meat or feeding it to the coop. (Which I know not to do,

Just thought it'd be cool. I have no recipes for turkey yet that I care to make, so wanted an extra use for it.
P.S. Splitting a dead turkey and tossing the meat + feathers into a compost bin gives more compost points than if you just throw the dead turkey in. If this is for balance reasons, ignore.