You know you play Salem to much when?

[NordErdTod]

When you try to feed your chicken with your chicken.
When you try to put all your expensive stuff in the basement of your house, so nobody can see you're rich.
When you try to stun some street robbers by stomping the ground.
When half of your furniture is drying racks, all full of fresh hides.
You neighbours complain about huge piles of wood that you are constantly burning for charcoal at their windows.
When you slice your finger with a book's page. "Witches!" - you think...
When you eat a whole ton of food, enough to feed a family for a week, just to get little smarter.
And of course, before eating you always have some purgative with you.
When you put a pile of poop at the door of your neighbour just so they know who's the boss.
You look in every trash bin around the neighbourhood. You are not a hobo, you are foraging.
When you see someone lying in the street, insted of calling help for him, you strip and lift the poor guy above your head and carry him around the city.
You don't understand, why people do not wear masks. You wear yours all the time.
You try to memorize every person you see in the street, inventing funny names for them.
You do your home chores just to make sure you're not insane.
You spend hours spinning a spinning top. Surely it'll make you a better tailor.
When you get ill, you shove up your throat all the medicines you have. One of them will work, right?
You laugh so hard at stupid things that this newb does! Meanwhile, your wife is angry with your ways to raise children.

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[Rubberduckbandit]

Yeah, i'm pretty sure none of that has ever happened to anyone ever

[CottonMather]

Yeah, i'm pretty sure none of that has ever happened to anyone ever

When you put a pile of poop at the door of your neighbour just so they know who's the boss.

[Tammer]

Have had to resist the urge to chase squirrels

[Dallane]

Yeah, i'm pretty sure none of that has ever happened to anyone ever

When you put a pile of poop at the door of your neighbour just so they know who's the boss.

LOL HE CALLED THE **** POOP!