'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

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'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

Postby Claeyt » Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:56 am

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As the river rolled over the cliffs, my own laughing joy was drowned out by the roaring deluge of the water. The great cataract of Darwoth's Tears fell over and over endlessly.
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Re: 'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

Postby Synnestry » Mon Jun 29, 2015 1:10 am

Praise Lord Carver, I would have attended mass but I was busy. Picking flowers.
As if I care.
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Re: 'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

Postby greggbot » Mon Jun 29, 2015 1:36 am

For those who don't speak robot:
JC was the new god. He often made a mess. He couldn't help himsef. Every day, loftar had to clean up his messes. This made loftar sad. But JC only laughed.
Some periods and spaces inserted by me for the sake of readability. And yes, that typo in the third sentence was there in the original binary.
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Re: 'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

Postby Darwoth » Mon Jun 29, 2015 3:20 am

it never ceases to amaze me the way claeyt "teaches" me something new all the time, today i learned that sunflower is apparently me :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby MarpTarpton » Mon Jun 29, 2015 3:34 am

greggbot wrote: And yes, that typo in the third sentence was there in the original binary.


The several typos and poor choices in grammatical structure indicate, to most scholars, that the Book of Loftar was actually not written by Loftar Himself but rather one of his followers. The splintered factions of Loftarian doctrine debate still on the idea of Loftar the man versus Loftar the deity.
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Re: 'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

Postby Hose » Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:30 pm

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THATS WOT U GET FOR KICKERING ME OUT OF KWAAD'S TEAMSPEAK!!!!!
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Re: 'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

Postby alprice » Mon Jun 29, 2015 5:02 pm

Darwoth wrote:it never ceases to amaze me the way claeyt "teaches" me something new all the time, today i learned that sunflower is apparently me :lol: :lol: :lol:


I thought everyone knew that sunflower was queent8r/mouser. Lol
Embie is my name :P
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Re: 'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

Postby Hose » Mon Jun 29, 2015 5:14 pm

alprice wrote:
Darwoth wrote:it never ceases to amaze me the way claeyt "teaches" me something new all the time, today i learned that sunflower is apparently me :lol: :lol: :lol:


I thought everyone knew that sunflower was queent8r/mouser. Lol

u stupid
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Re: 'The Protocols of Loftar the Elder' have been revealed.

Postby er-queent8r » Tue Jun 30, 2015 4:16 am

Darwoth wrote:it never ceases to amaze me the way claeyt "teaches" me something new all the time, today i learned that sunflower is apparently me :lol: :lol: :lol:



Such a pretty pretty flower you are Darwoth :D

alprice wrote:
Darwoth wrote:it never ceases to amaze me the way claeyt "teaches" me something new all the time, today i learned that sunflower is apparently me :lol: :lol: :lol:


I thought everyone knew that sunflower was queent8r/mouser. Lol


Yup everyone knew this except for claeyt.
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