You know you play Salem to much when?

[Rifmaster]

When you dream of a god damned orc army from hobbit marching into your base to steal your JC pie.
Yes I know, my brain is full of weird ****.

[Brego]

when i think people hate and lie to me and darwoth wants to kill me

[baboking]

When You start a camp fire and the fire wont take! "tinder-drill broke" pops in your head.

[HolyLight]

When your wife wakes up in the middle of the night and hits you because she was dreaming about leveling some land for you due to the fact you were moaning about it the previous day to another village member.

My wife does not play salem.

True story.

[MagicManICT]

When you put gems all over your clothing just so you can go to church.
When you spend your time in church socializing with the others instead of listening to mass.

Just like RL!!

[Qiresea]

when you see a pigeon feather on the ground and you want to pick it up

[Inotdead]

When you put gems all over your clothing just so you can go to church.
When you spend your time in church socializing with the others instead of listening to mass.

Just like RL!!

[er-queent8r]

When you see fruit on a tree then run to it yelling "get the fruit get the fruit".
When you sleep for 24 hrs because everything has a red tint to it.
When you are shopping you to up to a mannequin expecting to switch clothes with it.
Before going to bed you are looking for your teddy bear.

[Rubberduckbandit]

When your SO, who has never played Salem knows all the game's mechanics.

[Icon]

When your in the middle of having some bad-ass sex and you think "I should really be saving all this phlegm for work tomorrow"