John Carver, Don't Forget to Close Your Gates!

[Realak]

No springs they can create out of thin air on dev gates? ;P

[trungdle]

Get gud Carver. #rekt
Keep holding new items that is secretly added so we will have a reason to feel good when we see your face

[pistolshrimp]

In my travels into the darkness I came upon a magical place, a place of experiments, a dev's base...



Naturally, as I was using a thief alt I decided to get a closer look, but as I was looking around I saw a red square on my map, a red square that jumped from place to place, until it was right to next to me. A dev, a green haired devil!

The next moment my screen went black and when it loaded I realized I was in a totally different place. Actually I had no idea where I was or how far away I had gone. By luck I had built a leanto maybe 20 minutes from JC's base, but it was a race to get back there before it was tracked down and destroyed.

However I had a good deal of Crime! debuff left so I could just drop my inventory and port there. Nor could I KO myself on a bear or in a river, because I would have to lay there until my debuff wore off. That would take too long. What I needed was someone to send me home. I found myself on the door step of a town called Timber Wolf so I took a gamble...

http://forum.salemthegame.com/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=13790

When I returned I had pleasantly found the gates had been left open, I like to imagine in the haste to find and destroy my leanto, but truth is my leanto never got destroyed. I took everything I could. I would have taken more screens but I was pretty worried about getting caught.

Right now I am in negotiations, I will give JC back his keyring, which I have threatened to drop into the river, plus his stuff, if he will spawn a mine entrance in my base, if we can't reach an agreement, I will entertain offers from the community.

[Hose]

In my travels into the darkness I came upon a magical place, a place of experiments, a dev's base...



Naturally, as I was using a thief alt I decided to get a closer look, but as I was looking around I saw a red square on my map, a red square that jumped from place to place, until it was right to next to me. A dev, a green haired devil!

The next moment my screen went black and when it loaded I realized I was in a totally different place. Actually I had no idea where I was or how far away I had gone. By luck I had built a leanto maybe 20 minutes from JC's base, but it was a race to get back there before it was tracked down and destroyed.

However I had a good deal of Crime! debuff left so I could just drop my inventory and port there. Nor could I KO myself on a bear or in a river, because I would have to lay there until my debuff wore off. That would take too long. What I needed was someone to send me home. I found myself on the door step of a town called Timber Wolf so I took a gamble...

http://forum.salemthegame.com/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=13790

When I returned I had pleasantly found the gates had been left open, I like to imagine in the haste to find and destroy my leanto, but truth is my leanto never got destroyed. I took everything I could. I would have taken more screens but I was pretty worried about getting caught.

Right now I am in negotiations, I will give JC back his keyring, which I have threatened to drop into the river, plus his stuff, if he will spawn a mine entrance in my base, if we can't reach an agreement, I will entertain offers from the community.

30 seconds north of boston.... GG

[trungdle]

A dev, a green haired devil!

However I had a good deal of Crime! debuff left so I could just drop my inventory and port there. Nor could I KO myself on a bear or in a river, because I would have to lay there until my debuff wore off. That would take too long. What I needed was someone to send me home. I found myself on the door step of a town called Timber Wolf so I took a gamble...

http://forum.salemthegame.com/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=13790

Best thread. My God you fooled us all! Timber Wolf is now second degree charged

[Lusewing]

Odd, if that is north of Providence then how on earth you got to Timber wolf Im not sure. Particually since you were on the very south side when you KOed.

[trungdle]

Odd, if that is north of Providence then how on earth you got to Timber wolf Im not sure. Particually since you were on the very south side when you KOed.

He got teleported to a different place by the green hair devil.

[Lusewing]

Well he certainly is lucky that he found our little town then. Out of all the places he could have been ported he gets put along the path towards one of the few that could be relied to be both active on the forums and not take advantage of him. You are still a very naughty boy stealing for God and I look forward to him smiting you.

[pistolshrimp]

Well he certainly is lucky that he found our little town then. Out of all the places he could have been ported he gets put along the path towards one of the few that could be relied to be both active on the forums and not take advantage of him. You are still a very naughty boy stealing from God and I look forward to him smiting you.

Step 5:

Oh there already has been smiting...

[ericbomb]

Mother of troll, if you really did this I think you win the "Most annoying thief ever" award. Also don't suppose you made a map to their location did yah?