What the hell is going on?

[Juzeppe]

Hi,

I understand that it is first of April and everyone is cracking jokes etc, but putting a teleport to the middle of the ocean is bloody stupid.

Obviously I died and lost everything in my backpack... and minus 2 points on skills...

TBH I don't find it funny at all...

Anything to say about this please?

[Rubberduckbandit]

wait wot, where is the teleporter?

[hitori]

Anything to say about this please?

This is Salem. Always be careful.

[hitori]

wait wot, where is the teleporter?

near the tree

[Juzeppe]

wait wot, where is the teleporter?

In the middle of the town.

[Juzeppe]

Anything to say about this please?

This is Salem. Always be careful.

WHAT? Is that an explanation? Like - ohh yeah and btw I forgot to tell you that you are going to die if you press the button....

[Argentis]

It's dev policy. Salem is a game where you are bound to get trolled by the devs. Accept it or move away. Either you'll learn to be wary of everything they add and test it with alts beforehand or you'll leave the game. Moreover it's the 1st of April, what did you expect? Your character being transformed into a sheep for 60 seconds? It's stupid. However being teleported into the ocean because you accepted what you thought to be a very good deal by a shady stranger will teach you not to trust bloody strangers. Now man up!

[bologna_man00]

Hi,

I understand that it is first of April and everyone is cracking jokes etc, but putting a teleport to the middle of the ocean is bloody stupid.

Obviously I died and lost everything in my backpack... and minus 2 points on skills...

TBH I don't find it funny at all...

Anything to say about this please?

This is like getting angry at the shady man offering free candy in the back of his van. You don't have anyone to blame but yourself when you fall for his trick get raped instead.

Salem is a dangerous place where paranoia is your best friend. I personally made a brand new alt and gave him 1s to check out that teleport.

[Heffernan]

Hi,

I understand that it is first of April and everyone is cracking jokes etc, but putting a teleport to the middle of the ocean is bloody stupid.

Obviously I died and lost everything in my backpack... and minus 2 points on skills...

TBH I don't find it funny at all...

Anything to say about this please?

This is like getting angry at the shady man offering free candy in the back of his van. You don't have anyone to blame but yourself when you fall for his trick get raped instead.

Salem is a dangerous place where paranoia is your best friend. I personally made a brand new alt and gave him 1s to check out that teleport.

you know... JC could instead drop the long overdue patch instead of playing disgusting pranks of the back of new players to tries and make them leave, but thats just my 2cents

(edit: forgot that the tutorial patch is a hoax since JC never does anything for lower players exept for screwing up mechanics)

[Juzeppe]

This all situation perfectly explains the amount of active players on server.

I hope one day (1st of April) I would be the guy who sells "painkillers" to JC at the local pharmacy....