Server down?

[Hose]

Should not be a rollback. Problem "seems" related to an internal development tool we have that tracks server stuffz. It seems that either this tool broke, or it became self-aware and extremely pissed at the life of servitude it was programmed to do, and decided to start breaking stuff. I should know shortly which one is the case.

[Tulgarath]

Should not be a rollback. Problem "seems" related to an internal development tool we have that tracks server stuffz. It seems that either this tool broke, or it became self-aware and extremely pissed at the life of servitude it was programmed to do, and decided to start breaking stuff. I should know shortly which one is the case.

Oh great.. Skynet

[bologna_man00]

it became self-aware and extremely pissed at the life of servitude it was programmed to do, and decided to start breaking stuf

Is that why you put it in a Time-out?

State Timeout
Load 29%

[Tulgarath]

I vote you take this time to just roll out the next patch.. Ill wait an hour..*cough*

[JohnCarver]

Whenever there is a server crash I will compile non-working c0de 5-10 times in a way to show the c0de who is boss and assert my dominance over it.

Placing the server in time-out is what I do until it says that it is sorry for crashing in the first place, which I programmed it to do about 5 minutes after being placed into timeout in the first place.

[Mr_Bellflower]

Sounds kinky. Do you prefer using a leather whip or furry handcuffs on the server?

[Tulgarath]

Sounds kinky. Do you prefer using a leather whip or furry handcuffs on the server?

What skill do i need for these fuzzy handcuffs? Is there a bunny darko version?

[Mr_Bellflower]

That is the darko version. Only the best fur may be used!

[JohnCarver]

We are back.
Let the bloodshed continue.

[Heffernan]

no shop stuff rollback today