The 1st crusade has been called!

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The 1st crusade has been called!

Postby HasseKebab » Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:44 pm

Today at 12pm the Pope Bologna IV had called his best knight, Peter.

Peter was told to spread the word. The heathen in the deep darkness have claimed the holy birthplace of Deer Jesus.
The Pope encourages all of his follower to take up their sword and crusade into the deep darkness to reclaim the holy birthplace of deer jesus and vanquish the unbelievers!.

The first ones to recieve this message was the Holiest city of them all, Godtuwn. (where the pope has his residence).
Two of their bravest and strongest knights quickly geared up and told their loved ones goodbye, as the knights were about to leave. One of the inhabitants that have been scouting the deep darkness told them that the way to the holy site is filled with traps, unfriendly vegetation and of course the evil fiends of the world beyond.
The knights didn't hesitate for a second and left the holy city for the crusade.

As the knights were traveling towards west, the vegetation seemed to get more sinister. The air started to become thick.
The sun sets on the east horizon and is never seen again as the brave knights continue futher into the sinister world beyond.
It was getting dark and they were getting hungry, so the knights decided to make a camp and continue the journey after, but then suddenly one of the knights saw something odd.
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A sudden burst of morale and divine power, they were no longer hungry and the surroundings were getting more brighter, The journey went on.

But the journey wasn't risk free, one of the knights were ambushed as they lost each other in the darkness!
Edd (one of the knights) encountered a turkey, but it wasnt a normal turkey. It had 3 heads and was huge in size, the fiend attack him mercilessly, but the fiend was easily beaten.
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They were also met with a strange creature they've never seen before, It had wings, antlers, hooves and it had the body of a Deer. But it was no match for the bravest of the knights of Godtuwn.
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The journey however took an end, as the knights spotted a fiend in shape of a deer. They thought it would be a easily kill when suddenly they got ambushed by a group of Indians! The knights were easily disarmed and beaten in battle, so they made a run for it, and escaped the captivity.

They returned to Godtuwn with their tale.


I encourage you(the reader) to go on a crusade into the darkness and purge the unholy from Deer jesus's birthplace and share your story here. :mrgreen:
I will provide more lore and maybe learn how to actually write a story if needed
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Re: The 1st crusade has been called!

Postby Heffernan » Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:52 pm

HasseKebab wrote:Today at 12pm the Pope Bologna IV had called his best knight, Peter.


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also there can only be one Pope!
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Re: The 1st crusade has been called!

Postby HasseKebab » Fri Mar 27, 2015 9:58 pm

You promote chirstianity not the way of deer jesus m9
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Re: The 1st crusade has been called!

Postby Dallane » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:09 pm

PRAS DEER JESUS!!!!! Burn the xeno scum!
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Re: The 1st crusade has been called!

Postby Mr_Bellflower » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:47 pm

Time to call in the inquisitors from Spain to lend a hand in cleansing this scourge!
Keep calm and stay peachy.
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Re: The 1st crusade has been called!

Postby Argentis » Fri Mar 27, 2015 11:59 pm

Mr_Bellflower wrote:Time to call in the inquisitors from Spain to lend a hand in cleansing this scourge!


No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Re: The 1st crusade has been called!

Postby Mr_Bellflower » Sat Mar 28, 2015 12:04 am

All the Catholics knew it was coming. ¦]
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Re: The 1st crusade has been called!

Postby Silent_Bob » Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:41 am

da ***** is this?

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Re: The 1st crusade has been called!

Postby pistolshrimp » Sat Mar 28, 2015 6:57 pm

Has the Pope given the good Knights of Godtuwn the coordinates of The Birthplace of the Deer Jesus? Or is it something the faithful will just know when they are close?
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