Store saw, wood blocks and time

Forum for off topic and general discussion.

Re: Store saw, wood blocks and time

Postby Kandarim » Sat Mar 21, 2015 6:36 pm

looks like someone got a handaxe head and put a long haft on it :lol: That thing is tiny :roll: Wish I got to play with a hydraulic splitter :(
I have neither the crayons nor the time to explain it to you.
JC wrote:I'm not fully committed to being wrong on that yet.
User avatar
Kandarim
Customer
 
Posts: 5321
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:18 pm

Re: Store saw, wood blocks and time

Postby bashnagdul » Sat Mar 21, 2015 7:37 pm

pistolshrimp wrote:
bashnagdul wrote:
Image


You can post this in the IRL pictures thread, we now know what the bottom 1/3 of you looks like.


thats actually my dad :)
User avatar
bashnagdul
 
Posts: 115
Joined: Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:31 pm

Re: Store saw, wood blocks and time

Postby Thor » Sat Mar 21, 2015 7:42 pm

Well first of all you need this:
Image

Then this (on the back of your tractor):
Image

And then a badass car (daihatsu rocky) and a trailer to haul the wood inside.

This is how I roll RL.
saltmummy wrote:You sad sad little man, my heart weeps for you. Better not go outside or your thin, tissue paper like skin might spontaneously rupture while your fragile sensibilities violently shatter spraying salt and urine all over the street.
User avatar
Thor
 
Posts: 2335
Joined: Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:09 am

Re: Store saw, wood blocks and time

Postby pistolshrimp » Sat Mar 21, 2015 7:52 pm

bashnagdul wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
bashnagdul wrote:
Image


You can post this in the IRL pictures thread, we now know what the bottom 1/3 of you looks like.


thats actually my dad :)


Hmm so if that picture is 1/3 of your dad and you are 50% of your dad's genes than that means that picture is still 17% you. Check and mate.
User avatar
pistolshrimp
 
Posts: 1826
Joined: Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:38 pm

Re: Store saw, wood blocks and time

Postby Thor » Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:37 pm

And wtf do my eyes see, ELECTRIC CHAINSAW?! Jesus christ. Always buy one with real fuel engine.
saltmummy wrote:You sad sad little man, my heart weeps for you. Better not go outside or your thin, tissue paper like skin might spontaneously rupture while your fragile sensibilities violently shatter spraying salt and urine all over the street.
User avatar
Thor
 
Posts: 2335
Joined: Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:09 am

Re: Store saw, wood blocks and time

Postby trungdle » Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:42 pm

pistolshrimp wrote:Hmm so if that picture is 1/3 of your dad and you are 50% of your dad's genes than that means that picture is still 17% you. Check and mate.

No. After he was born his dad is now 150% of himself. So what you see is actually 1/3 of the 100%/150% (2/3) so it mean you are looking at 2/9th of his dad which is 22.(2)% of the dad and 0% of the son.
You're welcome.
You thought I quit.
User avatar
trungdle
 
Posts: 1687
Joined: Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:20 pm
Location: Humble, Texas

Re: Store saw, wood blocks and time

Postby Mr_Bellflower » Sat Mar 21, 2015 8:46 pm

You have the right axe, kind of (It could be a bit longer..), and all but how are you handling it? The way I was taught is to to a half massed swing from the top of your head, of a 45 degree angle above you head, and let gravity do its job. If you get stuck then use an iron peg and hammer it through the the flat end. (Usually not a problem as the first proper swing breaks the log.) It also does not hurt to have your chopping block be leveled out with the ground and high enough to make a clean cut at first contact with the wood. If you have to bring up the axe with a block of wood on it you done ***** up. :lol:

Be sure to sharpen your axe. A dull axe makes for **** work. A sharp one saves time. Though if you sharpen by hand it gives you something nice to master over time. :)
Keep calm and stay peachy.
User avatar
Mr_Bellflower
 
Posts: 217
Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:53 am

Re: Store saw, wood blocks and time

Postby bashnagdul » Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:22 pm

Thor wrote:And wtf do my eyes see, ELECTRIC CHAINSAW?! Jesus christ. Always buy one with real fuel engine.


nope, i have solar panels.
i try to live as green as possible.
which is why i have a wood stove as well.
electric chainsaw works fine if you dont try to cut down a tree with it :)
User avatar
bashnagdul
 
Posts: 115
Joined: Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:31 pm

Re: Store saw, wood blocks and time

Postby bashnagdul » Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:24 pm

Mr_Bellflower wrote:You have the right axe, kind of (It could be a bit longer..), and all but how are you handling it? The way I was taught is to to a half massed swing from the top of your head, of a 45 degree angle above you head, and let gravity do its job. If you get stuck then use an iron peg and hammer it through the the flat end. (Usually not a problem as the first proper swing breaks the log.) It also does not hurt to have your chopping block be leveled out with the ground and high enough to make a clean cut at first contact with the wood. If you have to bring up the axe with a block of wood on it you done ***** up. :lol:

Be sure to sharpen your axe. A dull axe makes for **** work. A sharp one saves time. Though if you sharpen by hand it gives you something nice to master over time. :)


thats what the back en of the hammer is for, hammering an iron wedge through wood.
soo, its both an axe and a hammer.
the block it is stuck in, in the picture isnt the actual chopping block, it was conveniant to put it out of my hands.
User avatar
bashnagdul
 
Posts: 115
Joined: Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:31 pm

Re: Store saw, wood blocks and time

Postby Potjeh » Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:34 pm

If your axe doesn't split a block in one swing, you need one with a heavier head. And yeah, you shouldn't need to put much strength into the swing, gravity should do most of the work. Wedges should only be used for horribly knotted blocks, but I generally don't even bother splitting those, they can be used whole in my smokehouse.

Anyway, I like axes like this for splitting:
Image
The long blade reduces the chances of the block failing to split across the whole diameter, and it also makes for a heavier head.
Potjeh
 
Posts: 2485
Joined: Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:26 pm

PreviousNext

Return to City upon a Hill

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests