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Daily Dose of Drama (The Church of Providence strikes back)

Postby King_Nothing » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:11 pm

Today, a good friend of mine found Judaism, crown leader of klowns, "afking" inside Providence.

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According to the crowned klown, it was all a ruse! He had cunningly planed this event step by step.

He called his most formidable ally to his side. Omniscient as I am, however, I immediately saw said ally arrive and shuffled my way out of the combat scene. The ally managed to block a few of my attacks and most likely saved Judaism from his impending doom.

...But alas, their execution was poor and their coordination close to non-existent. I recorded parts of the whole occurrence:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftsS7phyPII&feature=youtu.be

(Do note that his ally managed to hit him, yet missed me.)

We had our little fun for a while, but I decided that I wanted to do something more productive, realizing this was leading us nowhere. In addition to that, Judaism called upon an increasing number of allies to swarm me, all of which were unable to interrupt my advance to the church of Providence - the domain where I knew I was safe from curses, illness, death and what not. (Or so the rumors say.)

Inside, me and Judaism battled for an hour or so, neither side willing to give up. Luckily, due to cunning and skill, two of my allies made their way inside the church and secured my escape*.

Synopsis: Neither side won. We can, however, conclude that what KKK makes up for in raw strength, they lack in cunning and coordination. (I mean seriously, 5-6 people were unable to prevent my rush for the church and even more failed to prevent my total escape.)



*My choice of the word "escape" is up to debate, seeing as how I was merely bored and wanted to do something more productive than have a staring contest with my arch nemesis. However, he did have me locked in combat, which in turn prevented me from porting home.
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Re: Daily Dose of Drama (The Church of Providence strikes ba

Postby RonPaulFTW » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:24 pm

What's so special about church versus just porting home?
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Re: Daily Dose of Drama (The Church of Providence strikes ba

Postby tradewinds » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:25 pm

RonPaulFTW wrote:What's so special about church versus just porting home?

Locked in combat prevents porting.
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Re: Daily Dose of Drama (The Church of Providence strikes ba

Postby Kralith » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:31 pm

The smart and fearless will rule the world!

RonPaulFTW wrote:What's so special about church versus just porting home?


Do you hear about RP? Maybe it is just this?
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Re: Daily Dose of Drama (The Church of Providence strikes ba

Postby Heffernan » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:33 pm

RonPaulFTW wrote:What's so special about church versus just porting home?


also church prevents curses from witches
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Re: Daily Dose of Drama (The Church of Providence strikes ba

Postby Dallane » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:45 pm

King_Nothing wrote:Today, a good friend of mine


Vigilance. GJ hanging with a known backstabber
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Re: Daily Dose of Drama (The Church of Providence strikes ba

Postby King_Nothing » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:49 pm

Dallane wrote:
King_Nothing wrote:Today, a good friend of mine


Vigilance. GJ hanging with a known backstabber

How many times? One single time which happened further back than a year ago from now?
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Re: Daily Dose of Drama (The Church of Providence strikes ba

Postby Dallane » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:50 pm

King_Nothing wrote:
Dallane wrote:
King_Nothing wrote:Today, a good friend of mine


Vigilance. GJ hanging with a known backstabber

How many times? One single time which happened further back than a year ago from now?


Doesn't matter. You are consorting with scum.
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Re: Daily Dose of Drama (The Church of Providence strikes ba

Postby Heffernan » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:51 pm

Dallane wrote:
King_Nothing wrote:
Dallane wrote:
Vigilance. GJ hanging with a known backstabber

How many times? One single time which happened further back than a year ago from now?


Doesn't matter. You are consorting with scum.


yet you are here supporting KKK
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Re: Daily Dose of Drama (The Church of Providence strikes ba

Postby Dallane » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:53 pm

Heffernan wrote:yet you are here supporting KKK


No where did I say that.

From what I recall they didn't backstab their own, then cry to the skype community saying that the tribe was coming for them IRL and they had too much info on them.
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