Asleep at the Helms

[Judaism]

everyone else at helms deep is on amicable terms with me and i have no reason to bother them.

Clearly, otherwise they woudn't let you in right ?

[Darwoth]

how or who i got in remains between myself and other parties, in any case i thought bankee would be a good candidate to reimburse me for the whole **** claim thing which he did and then some. thanks bankee!

[Silent_Bob]

Whatever the case, I'm just glad that no one is attacking the top ten villages just for the sake of it at the moment XD.

[storyteller]

Greetings traveler! Welcome to the storytelling hour. The story today is a parable, enlightening us on how a pleasurable town can become poisonous cesspool of scum and filth. Let us begin now, shall we?

Once upon a time, there was a town is the wondrous game of Salem. Let us call this town Helmsdeep for fictional purposes. This town had adequate hard working citizens. Although the group was small, it was very productive. Within this town lived a farmer, hunter, tailor, miner, and fighter. As time went on, Helmsdeep decided to explore growing the citizenship.

The town socialite whom we will call Embie for fictional purposes decided to take on this task. Now you see, Embie knows just about everyone who played Salem. There was only one complication with this plan: she had the history of acquiring people who were known for their disruptive behavior.

One by one the new citizens arrived. Everyone was so happy to be affiliated with such a quaint town. All was going well-that is, until the unthinkable happened. Someone permitted an unknown into the glorious town, a monster of legend who, with forked tongue, brought the strongest amongst them to there knees. This provoked panic throughout those of Helmsdeep, being simple folk. They started accusing each other of being the conspirator who allowed the monster to enter. Arguments erupted, fingers were pointed, and some simply left the world, unable to deal with the issue at hand. How could such a prosperous town become so unraveled?

It appears the monster had a plan. Upon gaining access to Helmsdeep, he managed to acquire town permissions from the cowering citizens. Soon the monster went to work creating a pclaim covering a base. Let us call the owner of this base Bankee, for fictional purposes. Bankee was warned of the monster's actions, but became agitated and decided to leave the game. The town folk have not encountered him since.

Who is this great monster, you ask? Let us call the monster Darwoth, for fictional purposes. The tale states that Darwoth disliked Bankee. No reason was cited for this hatred. The monster, now located inside Helmsdeep, has no purpose. Will the town folk finally confront him or will they continue to bow at his feet for mercy?

The mystery of this story is who allowed Darwoth into the town? Some reported it was a citizen of the place itself. Others claim it was Darwoth that acted alone. Whomever it was, it proved quite a plan indeed. Perhaps we will never know the origin, but such is the wonder of stories.
Time will tell the outcome of this tragic tale.

The story concludes here for now with many unanswered questions. Why did Darwoth want to kill Bankee? Who let Darwoth in? Why did the cowards of Helmsdeep bend to Darwoth's will? All in due time. For now let your mind wander on the possibilities. Until next time, friends.

[loleznub]

So basically, this video will tell the rest of whats about to happen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw8A9FVAzPw

[Darwoth]

it is pretty simple really bankee, you are a ***** that has a wide following of people that do not like you.

an unknown party upon discovering you were in the town and knowing the next thing i would do is come looking for you was happy to provide me an avenue to kill you so that other citizens of the town would not potentally become embroiled in it and inadvertantly become collateral damage.

we decided that the best way to accomplish this with the least potential exposure to others was to place combat alts of mine into all of the mines where i would pick you off one day, however you apparently ragequit for wurm online because shizuka will not respond to your advances. this put me in a position where the best goal i could accomplish was to merely steal your ****, which i did. the threat to destroy the mines coupled with the fact you are recognized as an agitator by nearly everyone was enough to get the small amount of cooperation needed to finish dealing with you.

myself being a far more valuable party than you and political situations with myself, yourself and the inhabitants in general being what they are sees my alt currently living on your plot of land with a mining lease/agreement with the town as a whole, not much of a conspiracy and pretty straightforward.

[Slapacookie]

Greetings traveler! Welcome to the storytelling hour. The story today is a parable, enlightening us on how a pleasurable town can become poisonous cesspool of scum and filth. Let us begin now, shall we?

Once upon a time, there was a town is the wondrous game of Salem. Let us call this town Helmsdeep for fictional purposes. This town had adequate hard working citizens. Although the group was small, it was very productive. Within this town lived a farmer, hunter, tailor, miner, and fighter. As time went on, Helmsdeep decided to explore growing the citizenship.

The town socialite whom we will call Embie for fictional purposes decided to take on this task. Now you see, Embie knows just about everyone who played Salem. There was only one complication with this plan: she had the history of acquiring people who were known for their disruptive behavior.

One by one the new citizens arrived. Everyone was so happy to be affiliated with such a quaint town. All was going well-that is, until the unthinkable happened. Someone permitted an unknown into the glorious town, a monster of legend who, with forked tongue, brought the strongest amongst them to there knees. This provoked panic throughout those of Helmsdeep, being simple folk. They started accusing each other of being the conspirator who allowed the monster to enter. Arguments erupted, fingers were pointed, and some simply left the world, unable to deal with the issue at hand. How could such a prosperous town become so unraveled?

It appears the monster had a plan. Upon gaining access to Helmsdeep, he managed to acquire town permissions from the cowering citizens. Soon the monster went to work creating a pclaim covering a base. Let us call the owner of this base Bankee, for fictional purposes. Bankee was warned of the monster's actions, but became agitated and decided to leave the game. The town folk have not encountered him since.

Who is this great monster, you ask? Let us call the monster Darwoth, for fictional purposes. The tale states that Darwoth disliked Bankee. No reason was cited for this hatred. The monster, now located inside Helmsdeep, has no purpose. Will the town folk finally confront him or will they continue to bow at his feet for mercy?

The mystery of this story is who allowed Darwoth into the town? Some reported it was a citizen of the place itself. Others claim it was Darwoth that acted alone. Whomever it was, it proved quite a plan indeed. Perhaps we will never know the origin, but such is the wonder of stories.
Time will tell the outcome of this tragic tale.

The story concludes here for now with many unanswered questions. Why did Darwoth want to kill Bankee? Who let Darwoth in? Why did the cowards of Helmsdeep bend to Darwoth's will? All in due time. For now let your mind wander on the possibilities. Until next time, friends.

This is Totally JC or Marp, Could be Darwoth but even he is not good with writing stories.

[pistolshrimp]

I should have made a Darwothulhu mask...

[Rubberduckbandit]

I should have made a Darwothulhu mask...

You should have made a claeytulu mask and thrown it into the river.

[Mr_Bellflower]

Hell will freeze over if such an item is introduced into the game; far worse than the clague that is present now but contained. We already thwarted that pandemic. Lets try not to have brimstone and hell-fire fall from the sky next with such a mask.