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[trungdle]

The war so intense I'm scared of commenting.
Btw I think both the tree and the turkey are brilliant.

[pistolshrimp]

you can try and spin **** however you want clownshoe, we both know the real story and once this little fiasco has concluded so will everyone else.

Clownshoe?

[Thor]

Darwoth is implying his habbit off running away from him and tribe for example.

[T0ne]

While it arguably would not be the most "exciting" thing to watch, this type of back and forth should be upgraded from text and screen shots to a live stream , it is 2015 after all.

[Darwoth]

you can try and spin **** however you want clownshoe, we both know the real story and once this little fiasco has concluded so will everyone else.

Clownshoe?

a way of saying *****, only with a readily accesible visual.


all in all it brings me great pleasure that 40 years from now judaism will remember spending his 20th birthday worshipping darwoth over a pile of pretend turkey ****.

[Judaism]

Simple math guy.

Darwoth spends (X) time.
You guys (Y) spend (X) time each.

No matter how you spin it, you're spending more time than Darwoth. Why you bring up time spent as some sort of victory in this is just silly but it's your birthday, have a little fun!

Because thats simply untrue, with sound in placement I am fairly positive we spend less time. Allas, even when it would be even then we can atleast devide it by multiple people. That is without the tremendous amount of time he'd put into donutting and fencing our town. We're talking about atleast 4000 tiles of makeshift fence and 10k on authority.

[Darwoth]

That is without the tremendous amount of time he'd put into donutting and fencing our town. We're talking about atleast 4000 tiles of makeshift fence and 10k on authority.

i have 30 crushers in my rock area ******* and my characters can hold enough stone for two bstones. it took about six hours to claim around the town, maybe another two to build the stick fence around it.

which is pretty much irrelevant since you know, the town was always going to encircle my town (the extra distance created by yours added exactly 6 bstones to the total) why the ***** do you think it was already sitting in the perfect spot for the task, was long since matured and is called RUBICON?

tremendous is the amount of effort you have spent, no matter how much you try and project yourselves onto me with stupid commentary, lies, spamming all caps LOLLOLOLOL in game and calling folks "tryhards" or whatever else you are not fooling anyone unless they were a fool to begin with.

case in point:



(part of a conversation with me calling jc a douche for nerfing my defense and then running strats by him first for approval, vs just being a cheating ***** like yourselves)


i leave knocked out alts on a claim logged in across the river on the living room computer, this means it gets passed many many times daily by both my wife and myself. we see these clowns constantly moving around "watching out" for me, when they stop and it looks like they have settled down one of us will log on an alt and open gates, beat on the wall a bit and make a big racket then go back to whatever we were doing before while we have a laugh at watching them run around in circles for a few hours again

when we do something "different" like build a new signpost it keeps them active all day, when i trained the tree into the bunker belgear spent 14 hours running around doing stupid **** like making campfire walls, checking and rechecking wall damage and playing with chairs. judaism is even worse and will start running around having a fit as soon as a red square appears on the radar, which is what he did repeatedly today and now with the knowledge that he spent his birthday guarding a **** claim all day long it is even more hilarious that he tries to spin such.


this is the basic summary of the entire series of events since the wall was placed.

[TotalyMeow]

I must say, this thread has been one of the most entertaining in months.

[trungdle]

Say, with all the effort, wouldn't it be better if you guys just attack his town out-right? I mean if you can camp outside for weeks that place is now known so well, why don't you just give it a shot?
That would also end this trailer park war.
I'm eager to see the result.

[pistolshrimp]

It's all about scents my boy.