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[Darwoth]

what you folks do not see on the other side of that house is the turkey they are using to bug out aggro and have been attempting to do so with others for the last 3 hours nor do you see the the army of alts bringing him food and bricks as they suicide rush wall repairs over and over for a message board post.

and in the end it will not matter anyway as i will simply reshuffle **** a bit so it will not work anymore, meanwhile judaism just demonstrated for the 15 thousandth time he cant do **** without resorting to a bug of some kind AND that he just spent his birthday worshipping me at my town for the 4th consecutive week

[alloin]

the turkey they are using to bug

Using an Ent or using a Turkey, same **** Mr. Hypocrite

[Darwoth]

no it isn't *****, i placed the treant in the bunker, no bugs used.

they glitched a turkey onto it in a manner that it just tried to punch it over and over for 20 minutes through a fence without fearing while they repaired, which is why i was able to kill said tree and all of its 1200 or so hp without taking any damage.

[Judaism]

Wrecked once again, after he thought an entire day that he would make it. Mr tryhard

As I stated before, it won't drop unless we decide to.

[Darwoth]

you and multiple others spent the last 5 hours on your birthday ( ) trying to repair a wall segment that took me far less time to damage, failed repeatedly and had to cheat again which is the only reason you have the challenge up to begin with,

for some reason i hardly feel "wrecked", in any case the "final solution" is incoming so go ahead and get the rest of your backpedaling out of the way now.

[Judaism]

Its just 52 minutes the 27th here, I know you don't have a proper education but is it really too much to ask for a little bit of time-zone orientation, even for simple minds like you ?

Secondly, more like 2,5 hours instead of the 5 hours and most of them were semi-afk again, unlike you were busy with the ent the whole time.

After awhile I asked for some help to port some bricks over, that didn't took more than a hour.

You don't consider this ''owned'' because your simple brain cannot process loses like this.

[Darwoth]

god you are so full of ****. timestamps from my KO alt show your first attempts over 9 hours ago, since i am not a pathological liar like yourself i will be benevolent and round that down to 8 hours since its been "done" for about 1 hour now. meaning you spent the last 8 hours trying to repair a wall segment. on your birthday,

you have not done ****, you sit with a half dozen retards on the other side of a brick wall you should not have been able to place utilizing a grid placement issue introduced with the last patch. of course i can not break it in the face of multiple people with nothing better to do than spend the majority of their lives watching it so they can stomp spam through the wall without coming up with something extra, nobody can just like when i single handedly kept all of you dumbasses at bay for 11 hours doing the same damn thing alone vs the five of you.

you have been at my town en masse daily for over a month now, the first 3 weeks was nothing but you retards failing over and over again to **** claim me, the last week and a half has been you desperately clinging to some thin shred of relevance by worshipping me at the temple of darwoth 24/7 in shifts, making yourselves look dumber than ***** OVER and OVER again and giving me MOUNTAINS of material in the process.

you have accomplished nothing other than delivering the fourth installment of the retard saga on a silver platter, whats more is you know it hence the backpedaling since your 15 minutes are about up.

[Judaism]

50k on pclaims is nothing, 10k of authority objects is nothing and 100 hours of your life + of gaurding/bashing is nothing either ?

We have accomplished quite much and have ***** in our pants of laughing every single day because of your stupidity.

[Darwoth]

the 20k i spent extending my gate claims was going to be done already as part of the town design being integrated into the perimeter town, authority objects are free, it took me only an afternoon to circle you with the bell that was built 4 months ago for the exact purpose of preventing this from happening, it was just never completed due to my laziness and apathy, point is once again everything i have expended and done was already going to be done anyway as part of the final design for the town.

you have consumed maybe 12 hours total of my time between breaking wall segments and talking **** to fish for screenshots, by comparison a half dozen retards have spent every waking moment for the last 10 days setting their clocks and festering in a puddle of their own ******* sweat because they have deluded themselves into thinking that they are really "showing me!" and are so enthralled with butthurt from the many ass kickings delivered by yours truly that they genuinely have nothing better to do than sit across the river from my town all day

the fact you can not see the hilarity in this speaks volumes.

[Buto]

Simple math guy.

Darwoth spends (X) time.
You guys (Y) spend (X) time each.

No matter how you spin it, you're spending more time than Darwoth. Why you bring up time spent as some sort of victory in this is just silly but it's your birthday, have a little fun!